As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3644. | (ach3ron) | 102.56 | 99% | 2023-03-03 |
| 3645. | V (greente4) | 102.56 | 98% | 2021-07-05 |
| 3646. | prisonarrow (fivethirtyeight) | 102.56 | 98% | 2020-04-09 |
| 3647. | Ankush (ankush12345) | 102.56 | 98% | 2021-01-12 |
| 3648. | StewieGriffin (stewiegriffi... | 102.56 | 99% | 2017-09-10 |
| 3649. | MD07x (339912) | 102.55 | 99% | 2024-06-27 |
| 3650. | Violet (fierypotato) | 102.55 | 99% | 2022-11-28 |
| 3651. | arigrate (mercury80) | 102.54 | 97.1% | 2024-08-28 |
| 3652. | beachturkey (beachtukrey) | 102.54 | 97% | 2020-09-21 |
| 3653. | Grace (21gracer) | 102.54 | 98% | 2019-08-27 |
| 3654. | (l__l) | 102.54 | 97% | 2019-11-25 |
| 3655. | asdf (_o0_) | 102.53 | 97.7% | 2024-10-11 |
| 3656. | BigChest (thighs) | 102.53 | 95.8% | 2023-11-06 |
| 3657. | AMY (amy123) | 102.53 | 99% | 2018-09-06 |
| 3658. | TypeBot (phycer) | 102.52 | 98.6% | 2024-05-08 |
| 3659. | John (blueturtle5) | 102.51 | 98% | 2023-10-31 |
| 3660. | Elite (elitevalentian) | 102.50 | 98% | 2023-05-03 |
| 3661. | bolu (noskills_) | 102.50 | 99% | 2021-12-22 |
| 3662. | MEN (menmentsu) | 102.50 | 97% | 2019-03-12 |
| 3663. | Joe (wolhaiksong) | 102.49 | 97% | 2019-11-18 |
| 3664. | Pedro (timboly3) | 102.49 | 98% | 2022-09-27 |
| 3665. | Jacob (zoticus) | 102.49 | 96% | 2017-01-26 |
| 3666. | Davelkling (davelkling) | 102.48 | 96% | 2025-02-24 |
| 3667. | Douglas (ossmando) | 102.48 | 98% | 2023-02-21 |
| 3668. | Kevin (the_nigerian_prince) | 102.47 | 98% | 2022-12-26 |
| 3669. | seasailor (seasailor) | 102.47 | 98% | 2024-04-05 |
| 3670. | Joshua (jspike397) | 102.47 | 97% | 2019-03-04 |
| 3671. | Kenneth (smallquarks) | 102.45 | 98% | 2021-03-06 |
| 3672. | Sai (saiganesh7) | 102.45 | 94% | 2015-05-01 |
| 3673. | Dan (danpan) | 102.43 | 98% | 2017-09-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |