So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18698. | Yassin (yy86) | 70.54 | 96% | 2019-04-16 |
| 18699. | Veluare (velaure) | 70.54 | 90% | 2013-01-16 |
| 18700. | mayn (mayn65) | 70.54 | 96% | 2022-09-21 |
| 18701. | (enqq) | 70.54 | 97% | 2021-09-29 |
| 18702. | Chanson (fistarmeister) | 70.54 | 94% | 2014-07-30 |
| 18703. | moose (3biggiantmoose) | 70.54 | 96% | 2021-02-06 |
| 18704. | Joel (althie) | 70.54 | 91% | 2013-01-06 |
| 18705. | Yoby (yobynad) | 70.54 | 97% | 2019-06-13 |
| 18706. | Brian (scottyb) | 70.54 | 88% | 2016-09-19 |
| 18707. | Gene (senseieggroll) | 70.53 | 96% | 2021-02-11 |
| 18708. | SnakeTwix (snaketwix) | 70.53 | 97% | 2021-05-01 |
| 18709. | Ayush (ayush_s) | 70.53 | — | 2008-11-05 |
| 18710. | Mo (mo5451) | 70.53 | 87% | 2015-03-24 |
| 18711. | deniz (dendiz) | 70.53 | 92% | 2013-02-25 |
| 18712. | Nathaniel (engage) | 70.52 | 94% | 2016-12-09 |
| 18713. | edward (ilovetotype) | 70.52 | — | 2009-08-09 |
| 18714. | Mohammad (techmaster10050) | 70.51 | 98% | 2022-12-21 |
| 18715. | Meliflua (meliflua) | 70.51 | 99% | 2022-06-02 |
| 18716. | Robert Joe (robertjoep) | 70.51 | 94% | 2013-01-22 |
| 18717. | God is love ᗜ (kjb3plover) | 70.51 | 95% | 2018-01-12 |
| 18718. | Angela (hylandangela) | 70.51 | 96% | 2012-07-01 |
| 18719. | Colton (dubs) | 70.51 | — | 2009-04-24 |
| 18720. | coenz (coencoenz) | 70.51 | — | 2009-01-14 |
| 18721. | AaAvNg (aaavng) | 70.50 | 98.2% | 2023-10-18 |
| 18722. | Johnathan (jcaves) | 70.50 | 95% | 2014-01-13 |
| 18723. | 정확도99이상 (corean) | 70.50 | — | 2011-01-30 |
| 18724. | Tien (tienile4) | 70.49 | 96% | 2023-03-19 |
| 18725. | McDonald's (cheeseburgerfro... | 70.49 | 97% | 2021-08-18 |
| 18726. | Jordan (invictusj) | 70.49 | 96% | 2022-08-17 |
| 18727. | Kaspar (taffa) | 70.49 | 97% | 2013-08-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |