So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23508. | Alexander (ninelivesfrost) | 62.85 | 92% | 2016-06-01 |
| 23509. | Ryan (rdonny2013) | 62.85 | — | 2010-09-26 |
| 23510. | Tkeshi (mrtakeshi) | 62.85 | — | 2010-07-06 |
| 23511. | Artin (artin_phares) | 62.85 | 96% | 2011-12-06 |
| 23512. | Marek (kockajefajn) | 62.84 | 95% | 2023-04-14 |
| 23513. | Georg (gmpfeifer) | 62.84 | 97% | 2021-01-20 |
| 23514. | Mary (maryjiao) | 62.84 | 96% | 2013-12-26 |
| 23515. | DegageSpoon9280 (degagespoo... | 62.83 | 95% | 2023-05-23 |
| 23516. | Samantha (sammirae) | 62.83 | 89% | 2016-04-10 |
| 23517. | 🙿 (linoleum) | 62.83 | 91% | 2015-12-01 |
| 23518. | why leave the race (___0___) | 62.83 | 97% | 2018-12-06 |
| 23519. | Jennifer (jenniferym) | 62.83 | 90% | 2013-04-27 |
| 23520. | Janco (vrekenwatermark) | 62.82 | 95% | 2020-09-02 |
| 23521. | Manley (manley716) | 62.82 | 97% | 2021-06-04 |
| 23522. | aziz (azizkhanfar304) | 62.82 | 95% | 2023-04-10 |
| 23523. | Vince (jojosem) | 62.82 | 96% | 2013-04-28 |
| 23524. | Maruf Hasan (mehad605) | 62.81 | 97% | 2023-05-11 |
| 23525. | K (ivory_lagi) | 62.81 | 96% | 2023-07-31 |
| 23526. | Douglas (douglaswaugh) | 62.81 | 97% | 2020-08-25 |
| 23527. | Jeannie (jeanniejackson) | 62.81 | 91% | 2015-01-18 |
| 23528. | Sriram (sriram) | 62.81 | — | 2009-05-02 |
| 23529. | Jag (jag02) | 62.81 | — | 2010-05-19 |
| 23530. | Soulka4 (soulka4) | 62.80 | 94.9% | 2023-10-26 |
| 23531. | Kevin (kevinlei324) | 62.80 | 91% | 2013-11-19 |
| 23532. | Jeandre (tiwala) | 62.80 | 96% | 2020-12-10 |
| 23533. | Jaiders (jaiders) | 62.80 | 95.7% | 2021-01-29 |
| 23534. | vi (mashimaro243) | 62.80 | — | 2009-04-18 |
| 23535. | Tinkureddy (tinku) | 62.80 | — | 2010-09-12 |
| 23536. | Eric (lastdeath8) | 62.80 | 95% | 2014-08-30 |
| 23537. | Jerkin6969 (jerkin6969) | 62.79 | 96% | 2018-02-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |