I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11992. | Taxadd (deadpoet123) | 81.51 | 95% | 2023-07-21 |
| 11993. | Benjamin (pepperoniai) | 81.51 | 98% | 2020-10-23 |
| 11994. | Progreon (progreon) | 81.50 | 97% | 2021-04-01 |
| 11995. | Ruben (rubenzhang) | 81.50 | 94% | 2017-03-20 |
| 11996. | alretha (alrethafranklin) | 81.50 | 95% | 2016-03-24 |
| 11997. | Spekii (realspekii) | 81.49 | 94% | 2019-08-26 |
| 11998. | jake (jat09g) | 81.49 | 92% | 2015-04-11 |
| 11999. | তাজ (tazppn) | 81.49 | 95% | 2020-04-15 |
| 12000. | Phillip (phillip_kim) | 81.49 | 96.4% | 2021-02-03 |
| 12001. | DMack (dmack98) | 81.49 | 96% | 2022-07-11 |
| 12002. | Zoe (zcheimets) | 81.49 | 97% | 2018-04-04 |
| 12003. | Giorgi (0_alien) | 81.49 | 98% | 2016-07-29 |
| 12004. | J.J. (jaquin5) | 81.48 | 98% | 2018-06-27 |
| 12005. | nusstter (nusstter) | 81.48 | 97% | 2021-03-11 |
| 12006. | Siddhartha (gravito12345) | 81.48 | 96% | 2020-12-05 |
| 12007. | MawcDrums (mawcdrums) | 81.48 | 88% | 2015-09-26 |
| 12008. | Wael (waelmckee) | 81.47 | 93% | 2017-05-05 |
| 12009. | orgilmunh (orgilmunh) | 81.47 | 97% | 2022-12-31 |
| 12010. | blob (shivank_9000) | 81.47 | 97% | 2023-06-04 |
| 12011. | noquit (megatank) | 81.47 | 97.8% | 2021-02-22 |
| 12012. | Jason (nhtiger) | 81.47 | 97% | 2021-01-07 |
| 12013. | Mason (masonkg) | 81.47 | 98.5% | 2021-02-13 |
| 12014. | Isidora (isidoradj) | 81.47 | 96% | 2016-06-18 |
| 12015. | Panic (panicswitch07) | 81.47 | 97% | 2019-07-26 |
| 12016. | Water (water8500) | 81.46 | 96% | 2019-07-16 |
| 12017. | Zahin (z_a_h_i_n) | 81.46 | 99% | 2024-05-21 |
| 12018. | Brody (loser_) | 81.46 | 95% | 2019-10-19 |
| 12019. | I (eatmypoopoo) | 81.46 | 96% | 2018-04-16 |
| 12020. | Hans (brotaufstrich) | 81.46 | 97% | 2019-11-15 |
| 12021. | Toby (roastpotatoes) | 81.46 | 94% | 2015-06-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |