I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14666. | Con (condoriano4761) | 75.58 | 97% | 2022-02-13 |
| 14667. | Juan (juanpunch) | 75.58 | 97% | 2021-01-05 |
| 14668. | Hugh Janus (chrispoulos) | 75.58 | 97% | 2021-12-16 |
| 14669. | mfkr (mfkrbo) | 75.58 | 96% | 2019-10-14 |
| 14670. | Aa (submarinecpt) | 75.57 | 96% | 2019-09-12 |
| 14671. | Danny (dingyua7) | 75.57 | 95% | 2021-04-10 |
| 14672. | Eletrickkid (eletrickkid) | 75.57 | 91% | 2016-05-14 |
| 14673. | oreo (oreobeats) | 75.57 | 98.9% | 2021-02-02 |
| 14674. | Crystal (fourwheelingmomma) | 75.57 | 92% | 2016-01-17 |
| 14675. | narek (narekbb) | 75.57 | 94% | 2017-04-12 |
| 14676. | Jammy (jammyj0) | 75.57 | 91% | 2016-02-01 |
| 14677. | Mango (mangotdm) | 75.56 | 97% | 2019-12-14 |
| 14678. | shadmehr (megacrocodile) | 75.56 | 97% | 2022-02-10 |
| 14679. | Will (royal__) | 75.55 | 96.8% | 2021-02-23 |
| 14680. | ht (distincx) | 75.55 | 84% | 2015-10-27 |
| 14681. | ore (orezee) | 75.55 | 94% | 2016-10-11 |
| 14682. | Balgow (balgow) | 75.54 | 94% | 2021-11-13 |
| 14683. | 4K (not4k) | 75.54 | 98.5% | 2025-01-21 |
| 14684. | PixelFog (pixelfog) | 75.54 | 95% | 2021-03-22 |
| 14685. | It's Davda ✅👣 (meetdavda) | 75.54 | 90% | 2016-07-26 |
| 14686. | Puymieyches (puymieyches) | 75.53 | 97% | 2018-07-06 |
| 14687. | Vanser (paskerdewdz) | 75.53 | 96% | 2020-04-01 |
| 14688. | signam x (signam_x) | 75.53 | 95% | 2023-06-08 |
| 14689. | Nate (ngb125) | 75.53 | 96% | 2021-12-24 |
| 14690. | zombie typer (zombietyper2k) | 75.53 | 98% | 2023-06-16 |
| 14691. | Neil (neil298) | 75.53 | 97% | 2022-03-20 |
| 14692. | doorcrasher (doorcrasher) | 75.53 | 91% | 2017-02-20 |
| 14693. | MoltenEggNog (molteneggnog) | 75.53 | 98% | 2021-02-16 |
| 14694. | david (jrdupd) | 75.53 | 97% | 2016-11-19 |
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| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |