And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17410. | Hitesh (hitesh_y) | 83.63 | 98% | 2023-05-20 |
| 17411. | try (tipewriter123) | 83.63 | 97% | 2021-03-15 |
| 17412. | Daverson (nissenesmo) | 83.63 | 98% | 2017-09-21 |
| 17413. | Daniel (yerimyun) | 83.63 | 96.3% | 2021-02-03 |
| 17414. | Jack (jackthehuman) | 83.63 | 95.5% | 2021-02-19 |
| 17415. | Đức (dinhduc2601) | 83.63 | 97% | 2017-04-09 |
| 17416. | Snoody (snoody) | 83.63 | 99% | 2017-11-25 |
| 17417. | Sun (timaeous) | 83.62 | 98% | 2018-06-02 |
| 17418. | João (jmrt) | 83.62 | 96% | 2015-04-10 |
| 17419. | Zack (zbrooks) | 83.62 | 95% | 2016-03-04 |
| 17420. | Sean (ziltiod94) | 83.62 | — | 2011-01-05 |
| 17421. | Flavo (flavodavo) | 83.62 | — | 2010-01-31 |
| 17422. | mtp (emtepe) | 83.62 | — | 2010-10-09 |
| 17423. | Phil (philanderadriaan) | 83.61 | 99% | 2023-04-01 |
| 17424. | Wade (larrage) | 83.61 | 92% | 2016-07-08 |
| 17425. | Sasha Grey (sashagrey) | 83.61 | 95% | 2014-10-19 |
| 17426. | mike (mikeyfromqueens) | 83.60 | 97% | 2022-06-01 |
| 17427. | Ramsudhan (sudhanlee) | 83.60 | 98% | 2022-10-07 |
| 17428. | Chris (chalcrow) | 83.60 | 96% | 2015-07-10 |
| 17429. | Spridic (spridic) | 83.60 | 96% | 2016-03-07 |
| 17430. | Justin (dmobaseball10) | 83.60 | 95% | 2014-01-03 |
| 17431. | Dima (zormik) | 83.60 | 98% | 2021-11-06 |
| 17432. | Keira (keiradawn) | 83.60 | 97% | 2021-11-10 |
| 17433. | tstats[medo_1010] (medo_1010) | 83.60 | 98% | 2021-12-28 |
| 17434. | danny (brrrgandy) | 83.60 | 96% | 2018-06-14 |
| 17435. | PATH (aperson2003) | 83.60 | 97% | 2023-02-06 |
| 17436. | Justas (kiomiix19) | 83.60 | 95% | 2022-02-12 |
| 17437. | Amanda (tropicaltuna) | 83.60 | 98% | 2011-07-05 |
| 17438. | kid (nqh1010) | 83.60 | 99% | 2015-01-02 |
| 17439. | Mike (mikedoel85) | 83.60 | 97% | 2019-02-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |