As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14750. | Freden (bookworm_fred) | 72.02 | 97% | 2023-02-11 |
| 14751. | Paul (pfelto) | 72.02 | 98% | 2022-07-19 |
| 14752. | LIQ (mlgshotgun747) | 72.02 | 96% | 2020-11-24 |
| 14753. | Daniel (aw0ken) | 72.02 | 96% | 2015-10-04 |
| 14754. | Zeztix (zeztix) | 72.02 | 95% | 2019-07-21 |
| 14755. | Totodile (brokenmirror) | 72.01 | 97% | 2022-12-06 |
| 14756. | Soren (soerenng) | 72.01 | 97% | 2021-03-19 |
| 14757. | Dan (danezu) | 72.01 | 98% | 2021-07-06 |
| 14758. | Berenice (berenice_quiroz) | 72.01 | 91% | 2016-11-07 |
| 14759. | Matt (stottytoohotty) | 72.00 | 96% | 2022-08-05 |
| 14760. | Susano (_susano_) | 72.00 | 97% | 2023-01-28 |
| 14761. | MiamMiam (miammiam100) | 72.00 | 97% | 2023-03-06 |
| 14762. | malfple_recurva (malfple_re... | 71.99 | 97.8% | 2024-02-01 |
| 14763. | dulguun (raven520) | 71.99 | 97% | 2020-10-11 |
| 14764. | bruh (frenzyyyy_) | 71.99 | 95% | 2023-07-16 |
| 14765. | Fukat (askannonymous) | 71.99 | 99% | 2018-02-24 |
| 14766. | Mimi (mimi3bear) | 71.98 | 97% | 2019-03-11 |
| 14767. | medium value (medium_value) | 71.98 | 95% | 2023-01-30 |
| 14768. | lekshuu (lekshuu) | 71.98 | 97% | 2023-03-30 |
| 14769. | Nutel (nutel65) | 71.98 | 98% | 2021-07-20 |
| 14770. | onyto (onyto) | 71.98 | 98% | 2020-05-30 |
| 14771. | Jeffrey (shinhwa800) | 71.97 | 93% | 2016-09-30 |
| 14772. | Sabiina (sabinah) | 71.97 | 97% | 2020-11-18 |
| 14773. | Kirin (kirin102117) | 71.96 | 96% | 2021-03-28 |
| 14774. | Parker (parkerlacey) | 71.96 | 96% | 2022-10-01 |
| 14775. | Jagadeeswar (jd_300) | 71.96 | 96% | 2021-12-18 |
| 14776. | ocramka (ocramka1) | 71.96 | 96.7% | 2021-02-06 |
| 14777. | Jitendra (jitendrayadav) | 71.96 | 96% | 2017-10-30 |
| 14778. | Bram (messier_104) | 71.96 | 94% | 2016-12-30 |
| 14779. | cL (cynibro) | 71.96 | 96% | 2019-05-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |