The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1822. | Jeffrey (jsb9942) | 66.46 | 91% | 2013-12-09 |
| 1823. | Andreas (asbestos) | 66.44 | 96% | 2014-07-17 |
| 1824. | Ramesh (rameshsaive) | 66.43 | — | 2010-01-30 |
| 1825. | zz (zhyc) | 66.43 | 98% | 2014-05-27 |
| 1826. | Roman (roman_kovalchuk) | 66.41 | 100% | 2022-09-20 |
| 1827. | John (abusiveslider) | 66.41 | 97.7% | 2021-02-21 |
| 1828. | Nuoni (oceanpony) | 66.41 | 96% | 2015-03-26 |
| 1829. | Pakos (pakos) | 66.39 | — | 2010-03-20 |
| 1830. | Roberto (mc_grady) | 66.39 | 91% | 2012-01-10 |
| 1831. | marsistX (marsistx) | 66.39 | 97% | 2014-05-18 |
| 1832. | Yang (peachumain) | 66.38 | 95% | 2022-01-28 |
| 1833. | matan (m20072) | 66.38 | 95% | 2012-02-07 |
| 1834. | Kaitlyn (randoio) | 66.38 | 98% | 2023-01-25 |
| 1835. | Shrav (shravstars15) | 66.38 | 98% | 2022-05-30 |
| 1836. | Hamza (hamzaa_94) | 66.38 | 95% | 2011-06-25 |
| 1837. | DANIEL (dizo) | 66.38 | 97% | 2016-09-08 |
| 1838. | dvorak master race (learnin... | 66.37 | 95% | 2021-04-30 |
| 1839. | Chinchin (mechanical1337) | 66.37 | 91% | 2016-05-02 |
| 1840. | Mattis (juicedrabbit) | 66.36 | 96% | 2021-03-25 |
| 1841. | Serg (drgsus) | 66.35 | 94% | 2013-07-25 |
| 1842. | Jinny (jinnyy) | 66.34 | 95% | 2014-07-30 |
| 1843. | LBD (kyuzo15) | 66.34 | 99% | 2021-01-01 |
| 1844. | Quennie (quennie21) | 66.34 | 95% | 2017-02-21 |
| 1845. | Chayut (ribonucleicacid) | 66.34 | — | 2010-06-14 |
| 1846. | behruz (behruz.pb@gmail.com) | 66.34 | 98% | 2013-11-08 |
| 1847. | Peter (typisteror) | 66.34 | 88% | 2013-02-17 |
| 1848. | Kunal (kunalsinha) | 66.34 | 98% | 2014-07-01 |
| 1849. | zahirshah (zahirshah200@yah... | 66.34 | — | 2009-11-25 |
| 1850. | Melk (melk3) | 66.34 | 95% | 2017-05-25 |
| 1851. | RayDaren (raydaren) | 66.33 | 95% | 2017-01-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |