Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4754. | David (le_zeblitz) | 56.41 | 93% | 2020-01-03 |
| 4755. | V (lololz) | 56.37 | 98% | 2019-10-26 |
| 4756. | Moazzam (qwikiquartz) | 56.36 | 94% | 2021-08-18 |
| 4757. | Nune (littlenune) | 56.36 | 96% | 2019-04-25 |
| 4758. | metju (metju) | 56.35 | 95% | 2020-03-16 |
| 4759. | Jim (jimis1111) | 56.35 | 96% | 2019-10-17 |
| 4760. | Leo (ljaysantos3) | 56.34 | 93% | 2019-08-27 |
| 4761. | Jake (superduperjake2) | 56.34 | 96% | 2018-11-02 |
| 4762. | rosee (alexa_730) | 56.31 | 96% | 2020-11-06 |
| 4763. | Denta (dentafujitama) | 56.31 | 95% | 2017-10-16 |
| 4764. | Faissal (faissalz) | 56.30 | 94% | 2019-02-17 |
| 4765. | djessy (djessy5001) | 56.30 | 95% | 2019-05-15 |
| 4766. | Tabitha (teaarebee) | 56.29 | 97% | 2018-10-30 |
| 4767. | Ashwani (ashwani45) | 56.29 | 96% | 2021-08-03 |
| 4768. | Harry (harpreetsingh005) | 56.29 | 95% | 2020-11-06 |
| 4769. | Ezequiel (ezk84) | 56.23 | 97% | 2019-03-18 |
| 4770. | Md Ubaid (mdubaid_ulllah000) | 56.22 | 95% | 2021-08-06 |
| 4771. | Kamil (xyoustee) | 56.22 | 95% | 2019-04-03 |
| 4772. | Bei (infiniteemo) | 56.21 | 97% | 2018-07-20 |
| 4773. | Rejo1ce (mudithyanki) | 56.20 | 97% | 2020-07-01 |
| 4774. | Elvis (grayfox_) | 56.20 | 98% | 2019-12-07 |
| 4775. | Ahmed (ahmed_elamory) | 56.19 | 96% | 2020-09-15 |
| 4776. | Nikhil (nikhildivyansh) | 56.19 | 95% | 2019-10-25 |
| 4777. | Lazar (itqchi_) | 56.19 | 95% | 2019-01-01 |
| 4778. | Yuvraj (yuvvvraj) | 56.18 | 97% | 2020-12-10 |
| 4779. | Daniel (knaggs2001) | 56.17 | 96% | 2019-06-04 |
| 4780. | Ivan (pop5a) | 56.17 | 95% | 2020-12-16 |
| 4781. | Ripx (ripx) | 56.16 | 96% | 2019-11-22 |
| 4782. | pp (tunaoven) | 56.12 | 93% | 2019-12-23 |
| 4783. | shaun (shaunbot_123) | 56.11 | 96% | 2020-07-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |