I had a friend who was a heavy drinker. If somebody asked him if he'd been drunk the night before, he would always answer off-handedly, "Oh, I imagine." I've always liked that answer. It acknowledges life as a dream.
—from Palm Sunday, a book by Kurt Vonnegut
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15904. | Boss (revel) | 74.00 | 91% | 2011-11-11 |
| 15905. | Masturbear (masturbear) | 74.00 | 96% | 2013-09-05 |
| 15906. | tunggul (entjup) | 74.00 | — | 2010-01-31 |
| 15907. | Bifizday (bifizday) | 73.99 | 95.8% | 2023-10-04 |
| 15908. | Ag (aglutamate2) | 73.99 | 96% | 2021-09-19 |
| 15909. | Anderz (kr0w) | 73.99 | 96% | 2011-07-28 |
| 15910. | Jacob (sugarwaffles) | 73.99 | 91% | 2015-03-18 |
| 15911. | Snek (tliang2) | 73.99 | 95% | 2018-11-24 |
| 15912. | david (davidthetyper101) | 73.98 | 93% | 2022-06-30 |
| 15913. | Florian (jordanbelfort) | 73.98 | 96% | 2022-02-21 |
| 15914. | twitch.tv/stealthassault7 (... | 73.98 | 92% | 2017-02-11 |
| 15915. | Troy (krambo) | 73.98 | 94% | 2014-04-25 |
| 15916. | divine (wildfires) | 73.98 | 97% | 2022-10-08 |
| 15917. | Jerry (yello_downunder) | 73.98 | 99% | 2012-12-17 |
| 15918. | Slow (slowtyper4evr) | 73.98 | 98% | 2018-07-16 |
| 15919. | Malik (mana0) | 73.98 | 94% | 2014-12-10 |
| 15920. | Will (lynxwill_bov) | 73.97 | 98% | 2022-11-16 |
| 15921. | Md Ubaid (mdubaid_ulllah000) | 73.97 | 95% | 2022-10-27 |
| 15922. | Johnnyphan2009 (johnnyphan) | 73.96 | 97% | 2021-09-05 |
| 15923. | Tina (03tina) | 73.96 | 95% | 2019-01-09 |
| 15924. | Cicada (cicada3301) | 73.96 | 96% | 2017-07-06 |
| 15925. | ErgoAsh (ergoash) | 73.96 | 97% | 2022-05-07 |
| 15926. | nosrej (nosrej) | 73.96 | 97% | 2012-04-09 |
| 15927. | Vladislove (vladislove) | 73.96 | 96% | 2015-08-13 |
| 15928. | Josh (iccarus) | 73.96 | 99% | 2012-11-02 |
| 15929. | เป็ดเขียว... | 73.96 | 94% | 2014-12-23 |
| 15930. | Adrienne (yaydrienne) | 73.96 | 98% | 2012-04-12 |
| 15931. | HooLee (vladimir_ps) | 73.96 | 97% | 2016-07-28 |
| 15932. | zach (tabako) | 73.96 | 90% | 2011-09-22 |
| 15933. | Dave (dfonvielle) | 73.96 | 100% | 2012-12-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 114,006 | 70.11 | September 30, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 330 | 69.77 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 14 | 39.41 | January 24, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 70.48 | January 31, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 3 | 54.30 | July 12, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 2 | 39.76 | December 20, 2012 |