Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas.
—from SPAM: A Biography: The Amazing True Story of America's "Miracle Meat!", a book by Carolyn Wyman
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24365. | jenooi (jenooi) | 77.56 | — | 2010-11-28 |
| 24366. | IGA (amateur_) | 77.56 | 99% | 2022-12-02 |
| 24367. | Maverick (1_maverick) | 77.55 | 98% | 2025-06-24 |
| 24368. | Goddesto (goddesto) | 77.55 | 97% | 2025-04-17 |
| 24369. | YamaguchiCatSpring (burgers... | 77.55 | 98% | 2023-12-27 |
| 24370. | Jorgen (jorgenfa) | 77.55 | 95% | 2023-11-11 |
| 24371. | Aespar (aespar) | 77.55 | 96% | 2021-09-20 |
| 24372. | annie (annierose0703) | 77.55 | 95% | 2021-03-03 |
| 24373. | Anders (andersg1) | 77.55 | 96.4% | 2021-02-05 |
| 24374. | cornpops (lewstherim) | 77.55 | 98% | 2019-09-26 |
| 24375. | OP Dango (op_dango) | 77.55 | 95% | 2014-10-02 |
| 24376. | Georgina (scazpe) | 77.55 | 99% | 2013-06-22 |
| 24377. | Rahul (russellriago) | 77.55 | 97% | 2019-12-05 |
| 24378. | Thanasi (thebestatbeingtheg... | 77.55 | — | 2011-02-06 |
| 24379. | david (jrdupd) | 77.55 | 96% | 2015-11-06 |
| 24380. | Venki (itzmesriram) | 77.55 | — | 2011-01-17 |
| 24381. | assassinationpizza (assassi... | 77.54 | 95.2% | 2024-05-11 |
| 24382. | cherryxu (cherryxuuu) | 77.54 | 96% | 2024-06-16 |
| 24383. | vonzera (vonzera) | 77.54 | 96.5% | 2024-02-22 |
| 24384. | freda (thisisasuername) | 77.54 | 98% | 2022-06-20 |
| 24385. | Astro (astro_here) | 77.54 | 96% | 2025-06-29 |
| 24386. | Shivam (exergo) | 77.54 | 97.8% | 2025-01-03 |
| 24387. | BenLim :) (bennybennyben) | 77.54 | 95% | 2014-08-14 |
| 24388. | Svik (mdf288) | 77.54 | 98% | 2015-01-30 |
| 24389. | Estacado (estacado) | 77.54 | 94% | 2012-03-14 |
| 24390. | Einstein (einstein) | 77.54 | 96% | 2013-12-03 |
| 24391. | Patty (flappypatty420) | 77.53 | 95.9% | 2023-09-04 |
| 24392. | Doodlebob (danny123dylan) | 77.53 | 95% | 2024-12-14 |
| 24393. | Alistair (uselessbassist) | 77.53 | 97% | 2018-07-25 |
| 24394. | yeah (lolguysm) | 77.53 | 98% | 2023-08-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 165,395 | 71.55 | August 20, 2009 |
| Instant Death Mode | 143 | 74.73 | April 23, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 16 | 40.34 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 76.93 | January 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 4 | 68.91 | June 8, 2021 |