I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 720. | Derpy Stingray (ernchenghoo) | 106.26 | 97.3% | 2024-12-21 |
| 721. | tstats[montedeu] (montedeu) | 106.20 | 96.6% | 2023-12-21 |
| 722. | ShoTheYokai (shotheyokai) | 106.18 | 96.4% | 2025-02-01 |
| 723. | 01 (0011111) | 106.18 | 97.7% | 2023-10-23 |
| 724. | Mitchell (godekm) | 106.17 | 97.8% | 2024-01-01 |
| 725. | The Last Rocket (dirtysouth) | 106.14 | 98% | 2024-09-28 |
| 726. | つべ (tube_jp) | 106.11 | 96.7% | 2025-02-02 |
| 727. | 🆈🆄🆁🅴🅺 (yurek) | 106.10 | 96.7% | 2024-03-24 |
| 728. | Rockodile (rockodile) | 106.03 | 98% | 2023-04-20 |
| 729. | carnivorace (carnivorace) | 106.03 | 97.2% | 2024-07-12 |
| 730. | Alberti (albertibass) | 105.92 | 97.3% | 2023-07-09 |
| 731. | Chris (klyc) | 105.91 | 97.2% | 2024-12-09 |
| 732. | tolbi (tolbi) | 105.90 | 97% | 2024-07-28 |
| 733. | Veronica (veronica_xd) | 105.87 | 97% | 2025-02-24 |
| 734. | Hol (holster) | 105.87 | 97.9% | 2024-01-05 |
| 735. | olivia (omcg67) | 105.84 | 98.1% | 2024-03-19 |
| 736. | Your mom (mczoom_7) | 105.82 | 97.1% | 2024-02-15 |
| 737. | Atlas (dr_cube) | 105.82 | 97.9% | 2024-12-19 |
| 738. | xena (scogx3281) | 105.81 | 97.2% | 2024-02-27 |
| 739. | king (kingclem) | 105.79 | 97% | 2024-04-17 |
| 740. | Nagwu (nagwu) | 105.78 | 98% | 2023-04-23 |
| 741. | Ethan (ethanmq) | 105.77 | 97% | 2024-10-08 |
| 742. | nr922 (nr922) | 105.76 | 96.2% | 2024-06-08 |
| 743. | Aren (tl8xv) | 105.75 | 98% | 2023-05-08 |
| 744. | Jack (jr9810) | 105.72 | 99.4% | 2024-07-13 |
| 745. | chie26 (pandak_ako) | 105.71 | 99% | 2024-01-12 |
| 746. | amazinglySlow (d_reamer) | 105.70 | 99.1% | 2025-03-04 |
| 747. | Sugar Honey (engscholar15) | 105.69 | 99% | 2024-03-23 |
| 748. | Stored (stored3lk) | 105.67 | 97% | 2023-06-21 |
| 749. | Stephen (litedrizzle) | 105.67 | 98% | 2024-01-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |