You do right by me, and I guarantee I'll do right by you. But please, please don't turn me into a nun. I'm not that kind of girl. I've got a reputation. Around town I'm known as microwave Jane because they say I heat up faster than any micro. And when the fire chief visited, he wrote up a new code, and made me wear a smoke alarm between my thighs. And then the Coast Guard, he said that I was creating tsunamis in my waterbed. And then the Pope visited, said I was the only person on earth that had been on my knees more times than he had. Now the president's filed a restraining order claiming I have a romantic interest in the Washington Monument. Oh, you men can be so vicious. Look at me! Just look at me! Do I look like that type of girl?
—from Plumbers Don't Wear Ties, a game by Kirin Entertainment
Active since December 11, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1019. | doquan (doquannnn) | 91.74 | 97% | 2020-04-29 |
| 1020. | David (2mill) | 91.72 | 96% | 2020-08-25 |
| 1021. | Mkaaztje🍒❤ (tadas2002) | 91.72 | 96% | 2020-01-22 |
| 1022. | Glade (shogekiha) | 91.69 | 96% | 2019-10-22 |
| 1023. | iswearimstraight (lamp_god) | 91.66 | 97% | 2020-01-07 |
| 1024. | Reiss (tregor) | 91.64 | 98% | 2018-02-13 |
| 1025. | :) (bavadin) | 91.59 | 97% | 2019-11-24 |
| 1026. | Kate (sam2009) | 91.58 | 98% | 2019-01-07 |
| 1027. | Kevin (eightsixeight) | 91.56 | 97% | 2019-03-14 |
| 1028. | Hans (dasyke887) | 91.56 | 96% | 2019-04-03 |
| 1029. | Shawn (filipinofriend) | 91.56 | 97% | 2019-11-18 |
| 1030. | Godzilland (godzilland) | 91.51 | 98% | 2019-06-29 |
| 1031. | Will (willclinton) | 91.49 | 97% | 2018-09-26 |
| 1032. | Joe (hills1d3) | 91.46 | 97% | 2020-02-16 |
| 1033. | Keegan (klav) | 91.43 | 96% | 2018-06-22 |
| 1034. | Jseam (henlojseam) | 91.36 | 97% | 2020-11-20 |
| 1035. | Victor (mcturtleo) | 91.28 | 96% | 2020-10-06 |
| 1036. | ヴィオレット (urskrub) | 91.24 | 98% | 2020-09-01 |
| 1037. | hoi (hoihoihio) | 91.18 | 96% | 2018-11-04 |
| 1038. | Joost (jsnellink) | 91.17 | 97% | 2019-04-25 |
| 1039. | Larry (royalkludgelarry) | 91.17 | 97% | 2019-10-24 |
| 1040. | J0kerJ4y (j0kerj4y) | 91.14 | 98% | 2020-06-21 |
| 1041. | Louis (lsgwiz) | 91.13 | 98% | 2020-04-30 |
| 1042. | ... (branskees) | 91.13 | 98% | 2018-07-31 |
| 1043. | you deserve to exist (charmx) | 91.13 | 98% | 2019-11-25 |
| 1044. | ahmad (reasonistian) | 91.12 | 98% | 2020-04-22 |
| 1045. | Kristjan (krissimoney) | 91.07 | 96% | 2018-11-01 |
| 1046. | Pingu (pinguboi) | 91.06 | 98% | 2020-05-07 |
| 1047. | TacoWaco (mrspork) | 91.04 | 96% | 2018-10-28 |
| 1048. | John (slickmyslacks) | 91.03 | 97% | 2018-06-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,032 | 97.79 | December 11, 2017 |
| New English Texts | 3 | 109.26 | November 22, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 2 | 131.95 | November 14, 2020 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 83.84 | March 12, 2021 |
| Video Games | 2 | 92.69 | November 23, 2020 |