And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11212. | huahongquan (huahongquan2007) | 95.33 | 97% | 2016-12-28 |
| 11213. | san (nianen88) | 95.32 | 96% | 2016-01-24 |
| 11214. | Brett (mutineer) | 95.32 | — | 2010-04-16 |
| 11215. | Carless (carless) | 95.32 | 96% | 2017-04-16 |
| 11216. | Seyaua (seyaua) | 95.32 | 98% | 2013-05-09 |
| 11217. | John (fghpvp) | 95.32 | 97% | 2019-01-21 |
| 11218. | Suren (strongsuren) | 95.32 | 99% | 2018-02-22 |
| 11219. | lazhastey (lazhastey) | 95.32 | 97% | 2022-11-22 |
| 11220. | James Bond (james_bond777) | 95.32 | 98% | 2023-06-07 |
| 11221. | Zachcos (zachcos) | 95.32 | 96.8% | 2023-08-13 |
| 11222. | Please use an appropriate u... | 95.31 | — | 2010-05-30 |
| 11223. | Racer (rdracer) | 95.31 | 94% | 2015-10-27 |
| 11224. | Alan (itsonlyalans) | 95.31 | 94% | 2012-03-21 |
| 11225. | me (waxy_candle) | 95.31 | 98% | 2021-04-22 |
| 11226. | ARTHUR (4rthur) | 95.30 | 97.4% | 2023-08-22 |
| 11227. | B (peachlol) | 95.30 | 91% | 2014-06-18 |
| 11228. | Chris (mctalon1) | 95.29 | 97% | 2018-12-13 |
| 11229. | oRi0n (ori0n) | 95.29 | 92% | 2012-01-20 |
| 11230. | Petro (vpetro) | 95.29 | 95% | 2012-03-27 |
| 11231. | DanielP (daniel504) | 95.29 | 98% | 2021-06-22 |
| 11232. | Jethro (jetthrower) | 95.29 | 98.1% | 2023-07-26 |
| 11233. | Roxill Jay (raksil_pogi12) | 95.29 | — | 2011-03-22 |
| 11234. | My drunk typing account (my... | 95.28 | 97% | 2012-03-01 |
| 11235. | Andy (superchickeneat) | 95.28 | 97% | 2021-10-06 |
| 11236. | keruya (keruya) | 95.28 | 97% | 2015-10-25 |
| 11237. | radiant (radiant98) | 95.28 | 99% | 2021-07-17 |
| 11238. | Ethan (urafkingdog) | 95.28 | 96% | 2018-12-31 |
| 11239. | Adam (woohooman) | 95.28 | 97% | 2012-05-03 |
| 11240. | Bryan (panjaitan) | 95.28 | 93% | 2013-10-20 |
| 11241. | javier (allahlover14) | 95.28 | 97% | 2022-04-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |