Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5391. | mosero (mosero) | 57.27 | 96% | 2019-06-05 |
| 5392. | NeroveX (nf2z47kvvv8c8ns5) | 57.27 | 93% | 2020-05-05 |
| 5393. | Andrei (cpt_kek) | 57.27 | 96% | 2019-07-04 |
| 5394. | Pranav (pranavsetpal) | 57.26 | 95% | 2020-12-02 |
| 5395. | Vašek (blazeva) | 57.25 | 97% | 2018-03-08 |
| 5396. | Cezary (cezaryy) | 57.23 | 95% | 2018-09-19 |
| 5397. | Jonathan (bowlcutboy) | 57.21 | 96% | 2018-02-24 |
| 5398. | kareem (i_recline) | 57.20 | 94% | 2020-10-30 |
| 5399. | Windsor (windsory) | 57.19 | 95% | 2018-11-20 |
| 5400. | tken (tken_tokyo) | 57.19 | 99% | 2017-07-22 |
| 5401. | Shar (sharburrus) | 57.18 | 95% | 2018-12-21 |
| 5402. | Prathmesh (xvzf) | 57.17 | 95% | 2020-07-24 |
| 5403. | Andrei (andyspeed) | 57.16 | 95% | 2020-12-15 |
| 5404. | Alexander (helmers) | 57.14 | 94% | 2020-09-02 |
| 5405. | Null (chicken1996) | 57.14 | 94% | 2019-01-30 |
| 5406. | rain (qwimnetypes) | 57.12 | 95% | 2020-06-24 |
| 5407. | B (sploops) | 57.11 | 94% | 2020-07-21 |
| 5408. | Marcus (mctajc) | 57.11 | 96% | 2019-03-04 |
| 5409. | Saif (kiptroti) | 57.11 | 95% | 2018-03-10 |
| 5410. | Frank (tguunknown) | 57.10 | 97% | 2019-10-24 |
| 5411. | Math (faster_babe) | 57.08 | 98% | 2019-08-09 |
| 5412. | Noobiest (noobiestmaster) | 57.06 | 94% | 2020-10-17 |
| 5413. | Ben (at0m) | 57.06 | 95% | 2018-01-20 |
| 5414. | Alishan (zeloteo) | 57.04 | 94% | 2019-09-03 |
| 5415. | Saurabh (saurabh_bhan) | 57.04 | 95% | 2018-09-16 |
| 5416. | Loukas (loukatar) | 57.03 | 94% | 2020-11-27 |
| 5417. | Hemant (hemantyagi) | 57.03 | 98% | 2018-07-06 |
| 5418. | killian (killiyin) | 56.99 | 97% | 2020-08-03 |
| 5419. | Miki ;) (miki_) | 56.98 | 96% | 2019-08-09 |
| 5420. | Ryuen (ryuenle) | 56.98 | 94% | 2018-02-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |