The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 27211. | Abdullatif (ak_type_master) | 60.36 | 96% | 2022-03-03 |
| 27212. | Shafiul (shafi1258) | 60.36 | 98% | 2023-08-31 |
| 27213. | hoang (kayprince) | 60.36 | 94% | 2015-07-21 |
| 27214. | Dakotah (dakotahyue) | 60.36 | — | 2009-01-13 |
| 27215. | Anna (adubrou) | 60.35 | 96% | 2022-07-19 |
| 27216. | Juan (jujuanjosua) | 60.35 | 96% | 2021-01-16 |
| 27217. | Clicky (ottoble) | 60.35 | 96% | 2022-06-08 |
| 27218. | Rohan (ashavijaysukne) | 60.35 | 94% | 2017-02-22 |
| 27219. | mahyar (amidelune) | 60.35 | — | 2008-10-20 |
| 27220. | Vahan (nanumyan) | 60.35 | 93% | 2015-03-11 |
| 27221. | Annie (mizzannie001) | 60.35 | — | 2008-09-06 |
| 27222. | Marvin (forellenfelix) | 60.34 | 97% | 2023-07-16 |
| 27223. | Mudshark (icetea69) | 60.34 | 96% | 2022-09-06 |
| 27224. | DRACO (wueytiuewi) | 60.34 | 94% | 2023-01-02 |
| 27225. | Phle (plegethas) | 60.34 | 97% | 2022-03-25 |
| 27226. | Zitti (zittti) | 60.34 | 96.6% | 2021-01-28 |
| 27227. | Nick (1chompy_) | 60.33 | 96% | 2020-12-28 |
| 27228. | Duc (sungjinwoo2001) | 60.33 | 96% | 2023-01-30 |
| 27229. | Wasda (wasdaracer) | 60.33 | 96% | 2022-04-11 |
| 27230. | Fajar (ayato) | 60.33 | 93% | 2014-02-03 |
| 27231. | Marcus (mctajc) | 60.33 | 95% | 2019-05-31 |
| 27232. | xedar (xedar) | 60.33 | — | 2008-10-11 |
| 27233. | GameChaos (game_chaos) | 60.32 | 97% | 2020-04-12 |
| 27234. | dominique (nomoreurmomjokes) | 60.32 | 95% | 2021-09-14 |
| 27235. | Andrew (aepremier) | 60.32 | 97% | 2019-09-28 |
| 27236. | RoY (roy_s) | 60.32 | 97% | 2022-07-12 |
| 27237. | swoooooosh (iamspeedbich13) | 60.32 | 94.2% | 2023-10-11 |
| 27238. | Robbie (symba369) | 60.32 | 94.9% | 2021-01-31 |
| 27239. | Rock (rockspy) | 60.32 | — | 2009-10-08 |
| 27240. | XXX (pitago) | 60.32 | 92% | 2016-12-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |