Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2673. | Jyotirmoy (jyotirmoy_halder) | 74.40 | 96% | 2020-09-01 |
| 2674. | Madjid (madjidtheking) | 74.40 | 95% | 2018-10-29 |
| 2675. | Jack (yezen) | 74.40 | 96% | 2018-04-11 |
| 2676. | George (geoioanid) | 74.39 | 98% | 2017-10-11 |
| 2677. | latias (latiaslatios) | 74.38 | 98% | 2020-11-12 |
| 2678. | Pranto (pranto2722) | 74.38 | 97% | 2019-03-29 |
| 2679. | Guest (pr0grammer98) | 74.38 | 97% | 2018-05-21 |
| 2680. | Anant (hero_shukla) | 74.37 | 96% | 2020-09-28 |
| 2681. | Dileep (dileepnk) | 74.37 | 95% | 2020-08-01 |
| 2682. | Pranksta (pranksta) | 74.36 | 99% | 2019-01-27 |
| 2683. | Anthony (unfinishedsentenc) | 74.35 | 97% | 2019-09-27 |
| 2684. | DANK (turd_chopper) | 74.32 | 98% | 2017-09-23 |
| 2685. | Kyu (kyuche) | 74.29 | 98% | 2018-04-28 |
| 2686. | Andreas (sgtreent) | 74.26 | 96% | 2020-01-21 |
| 2687. | wen (neverwen) | 74.26 | 95% | 2020-10-30 |
| 2688. | Mouse (shenx) | 74.26 | 99% | 2019-01-24 |
| 2689. | Paolo (mcnugget25) | 74.25 | 98% | 2017-11-26 |
| 2690. | Rajat (rajat_singla) | 74.25 | 97% | 2018-09-07 |
| 2691. | Naveed (conkerr) | 74.24 | 97% | 2017-09-05 |
| 2692. | Guillermo (andragoner) | 74.24 | 95% | 2017-09-01 |
| 2693. | Lukey (lukeybochmangames) | 74.22 | 97% | 2017-12-18 |
| 2694. | Jake (jakeidiomas) | 74.20 | 96% | 2018-09-15 |
| 2695. | No (yygt777) | 74.16 | 97% | 2021-07-20 |
| 2696. | Jaihuen (jaihuenalizada) | 74.16 | 98% | 2018-09-22 |
| 2697. | Someone (hamhamjabjab) | 74.15 | 96% | 2020-11-12 |
| 2698. | Shayan (shayanp) | 74.13 | 97% | 2019-01-06 |
| 2699. | Seth (supernova825) | 74.13 | 97% | 2020-08-31 |
| 2700. | Henry (h___) | 74.12 | 95% | 2021-07-24 |
| 2701. | Chuck (chuckjohnson1) | 74.10 | 97% | 2017-10-12 |
| 2702. | Shivam (skmeenain) | 74.07 | 98% | 2020-04-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |