Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1985. | Neil Adrian (destroyer_46) | 86.34 | 97% | 2017-10-13 |
| 1986. | Concomitant (dvorakdork) | 86.30 | 99% | 2018-06-16 |
| 1987. | ya (yourearent) | 86.30 | 97% | 2018-10-24 |
| 1988. | ザク (dzak3) | 86.29 | 99% | 2019-07-14 |
| 1989. | a (suk_) | 86.25 | 96% | 2020-03-19 |
| 1990. | Ryan (revereri) | 86.25 | 98% | 2017-10-23 |
| 1991. | Khai (khaikhai2) | 86.24 | 96% | 2018-11-29 |
| 1992. | Heapcleaner (fathur) | 86.22 | 99% | 2018-02-26 |
| 1993. | Matt (matthew_boyd) | 86.21 | 98% | 2020-04-27 |
| 1994. | Ludvig (luddez1) | 86.20 | 97% | 2017-09-15 |
| 1995. | Ryan (ryryt) | 86.17 | 97% | 2018-01-24 |
| 1996. | Igor (skeef79) | 86.17 | 97% | 2020-12-17 |
| 1997. | Isauro (mati002) | 86.17 | 98% | 2018-06-11 |
| 1998. | Tri (trichy26) | 86.16 | 99% | 2018-12-17 |
| 1999. | Jack (jga2349) | 86.14 | 96% | 2020-09-18 |
| 2000. | Arnelle (arnellebalane) | 86.14 | 96% | 2017-08-14 |
| 2001. | Paolo (mcnugget25) | 86.13 | 97% | 2020-08-30 |
| 2002. | Karan Jain (karanjain18) | 86.09 | 96% | 2019-11-03 |
| 2003. | kikiki (kiki02613) | 86.06 | 98% | 2020-11-20 |
| 2004. | Mirko (solidsnake) | 86.05 | 97% | 2019-03-08 |
| 2005. | JEDD Mason (m0la500) | 86.03 | 97% | 2019-02-05 |
| 2006. | johnny12345 (johnny123450106) | 86.01 | 96% | 2020-05-30 |
| 2007. | Comrade (allthuser) | 86.00 | 96% | 2018-07-15 |
| 2008. | Yes (leoroko) | 85.99 | 97% | 2020-06-15 |
| 2009. | yes (exidewow) | 85.98 | 99% | 2020-11-30 |
| 2010. | Exilliar (exilliar) | 85.94 | 96% | 2020-05-22 |
| 2011. | Mike (mikedoel85) | 85.94 | 97% | 2020-07-24 |
| 2012. | Dav (asiandomination0) | 85.94 | 98% | 2017-09-15 |
| 2013. | Leon (leon2500) | 85.93 | 97% | 2018-08-15 |
| 2014. | human (ashmylan) | 85.93 | 99% | 2020-08-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |