So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 25176. | (positive2003) | 59.75 | 97% | 2022-11-26 |
| 25177. | (jan4o_2) | 59.75 | 96% | 2019-02-15 |
| 25178. | (ap1ng) | 59.75 | 99% | 2021-11-29 |
| 25179. | Yuji (yujixyuji) | 59.75 | 95% | 2021-11-19 |
| 25180. | (qzco) | 59.75 | 97% | 2022-10-14 |
| 25181. | (tungpham20) | 59.75 | 95% | 2017-04-07 |
| 25182. | betül (btlcrt) | 59.75 | — | 2011-01-11 |
| 25183. | (juanillo) | 59.75 | 95% | 2018-09-06 |
| 25184. | Noé (phlogistique) | 59.75 | 94% | 2013-11-10 |
| 25185. | (kunal_saxena) | 59.75 | 92% | 2011-06-13 |
| 25186. | CM storm (khoadaxoa) | 59.75 | 88% | 2011-06-16 |
| 25187. | (sneymo) | 59.74 | 97% | 2022-05-10 |
| 25188. | (camsam) | 59.74 | 97% | 2019-07-29 |
| 25189. | jinhwan (fleo0917) | 59.74 | 91% | 2016-06-07 |
| 25190. | (warriorbbq) | 59.74 | 94% | 2012-11-22 |
| 25191. | Dejan (koliko) | 59.74 | 93% | 2013-10-03 |
| 25192. | Brett (sonovthedawn) | 59.73 | 82% | 2017-01-15 |
| 25193. | (_tdkntony_) | 59.73 | 95% | 2022-11-13 |
| 25194. | (yutuyt) | 59.73 | 96% | 2017-10-03 |
| 25195. | Charles Kevin (lcklai11) | 59.73 | — | 2009-09-01 |
| 25196. | Luke (lukecao) | 59.73 | 95% | 2019-08-06 |
| 25197. | Mike (mcgrumpy) | 59.73 | 94% | 2017-06-03 |
| 25198. | Kakiburger (sevcsik) | 59.72 | 85% | 2016-09-24 |
| 25199. | Josh (joshydahm) | 59.72 | 96% | 2020-07-10 |
| 25200. | (kb_acolite99) | 59.72 | 95% | 2022-03-18 |
| 25201. | (bruhgoslow) | 59.72 | 94.4% | 2023-06-28 |
| 25202. | (fafalasta) | 59.72 | 95.7% | 2021-02-20 |
| 25203. | (linz) | 59.72 | 95% | 2013-06-21 |
| 25204. | (qingyf) | 59.72 | 92% | 2015-05-24 |
| 25205. | (andromeduck) | 59.72 | 93% | 2014-02-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |