I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1079. | Pumpkin Raj (chillreksai) | 97.85 | 97.9% | 2024-04-09 |
| 1080. | Steve (srd93) | 97.83 | 98.3% | 2023-12-19 |
| 1081. | angie :) (angwie) | 97.82 | 99% | 2023-05-24 |
| 1082. | Nico (nicob03) | 97.82 | 98% | 2023-05-07 |
| 1083. | Dave (coltdriver) | 97.80 | 98% | 2023-04-13 |
| 1084. | shino (shinkawa21) | 97.76 | 96.4% | 2024-06-22 |
| 1085. | Johnofan (johnofan) | 97.75 | 98% | 2023-06-24 |
| 1086. | Limy (itslimy) | 97.73 | 97% | 2023-09-11 |
| 1087. | Biggus (biggboii18) | 97.73 | 97% | 2023-08-21 |
| 1088. | Casey (narfz) | 97.71 | 95% | 2023-12-29 |
| 1089. | Avernl (airr_01) | 97.69 | 98% | 2023-07-08 |
| 1090. | Karimu (karimuosman) | 97.69 | 97% | 2023-07-25 |
| 1091. | pip (pancake_eater) | 97.67 | 97.2% | 2024-01-16 |
| 1092. | Discord# unsalek (mustafa_r... | 97.66 | 96% | 2023-06-25 |
| 1093. | skr_j (saikiranj) | 97.66 | 97.5% | 2024-06-14 |
| 1094. | addi (addi888) | 97.65 | 98% | 2023-04-16 |
| 1095. | Pisit (compisit) | 97.63 | 98% | 2024-12-12 |
| 1096. | Jasen (mccnuggets) | 97.63 | 97% | 2024-02-08 |
| 1097. | Jon (maplestrip) | 97.62 | 97.1% | 2023-11-02 |
| 1098. | eivind (eivind_d_g) | 97.60 | 97.6% | 2023-11-01 |
| 1099. | Dilan (carnage2) | 97.59 | 97% | 2025-03-17 |
| 1100. | 2fast4u (russell12345) | 97.57 | 97% | 2023-05-19 |
| 1101. | Musically (musically_ut) | 97.56 | 97.5% | 2023-10-14 |
| 1102. | unholywish (unholywish) | 97.55 | 96.8% | 2024-05-14 |
| 1103. | Determined (frosty_flame) | 97.54 | 97% | 2023-07-19 |
| 1104. | Goshujin (urgoshujinsama) | 97.52 | 98.4% | 2023-11-10 |
| 1105. | corklotus3 (corklotus3) | 97.52 | 97% | 2023-08-20 |
| 1106. | Jacob (jacobparkm) | 97.51 | 98.2% | 2024-12-17 |
| 1107. | tstats[quansonacci] (quanso... | 97.49 | 97.6% | 2023-12-03 |
| 1108. | ⚠ calvin ⚠ (calvintyper... | 97.45 | 97.2% | 2024-07-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |