As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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16886. | iknnknkn (darknessdone) | 67.82 | 98% | 2020-03-03 |
16887. | william (willjorey) | 67.81 | 98% | 2018-08-16 |
16888. | 4K (not4k) | 67.81 | 96% | 2023-03-16 |
16889. | :)) (brokenslowhand) | 67.81 | 94% | 2021-03-09 |
16890. | Ian (coolermaster) | 67.81 | 94% | 2015-11-09 |
16891. | fenth (fenth) | 67.80 | 96% | 2023-01-06 |
16892. | Jen (ninjajen) | 67.80 | 95% | 2021-10-10 |
16893. | Spencer (assassins_creed) | 67.80 | 96% | 2019-06-30 |
16894. | . (kurami) | 67.80 | 96% | 2021-06-05 |
16895. | Mr. Robinson (cogili) | 67.80 | 98% | 2016-09-13 |
16896. | Kuba (wiechciu) | 67.79 | 98% | 2020-04-18 |
16897. | Shannon (s0lanum) | 67.79 | 96% | 2023-02-02 |
16898. | Dennis (nimbus272) | 67.79 | 96% | 2019-05-19 |
16899. | Brian (briantang) | 67.79 | 95% | 2020-08-26 |
16900. | Kevin (faineantt) | 67.79 | 97% | 2019-07-24 |
16901. | Anton (stumphy) | 67.79 | 94% | 2016-02-11 |
16902. | Beknar (danabeknar) | 67.78 | 96% | 2022-07-07 |
16903. | Jotisig (jotisig172_) | 67.78 | 96% | 2023-03-02 |
16904. | John (brodros) | 67.78 | 96% | 2022-03-22 |
16905. | Salman (ronaldweasley1) | 67.78 | 89% | 2016-06-03 |
16906. | Mitchell (mbb3_mitch) | 67.78 | 98% | 2016-08-30 |
16907. | Tra (camellia90) | 67.78 | 91% | 2015-05-31 |
16908. | Cactusmon (cactusmon) | 67.77 | 94% | 2020-01-02 |
16909. | negrotyper (negrotyper) | 67.77 | 97% | 2017-07-15 |
16910. | DamoTheRaso72 (damotheraso72) | 67.77 | 98% | 2017-06-30 |
16911. | Heerah (heerah) | 67.77 | 97% | 2017-06-10 |
16912. | Brett (alrightbro) | 67.77 | 97% | 2019-08-04 |
16913. | BananaBoy07 (bananaboy07) | 67.76 | 96% | 2025-02-06 |
16914. | Trevor (mrunderdawg) | 67.76 | 92% | 2016-09-13 |
16915. | Lasse (taakhe) | 67.75 | 95% | 2017-01-04 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |