The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20474. | Joyce (jade789) | 70.91 | 97% | 2012-05-19 |
| 20475. | Harrison (happierwizard) | 70.90 | 97% | 2021-11-27 |
| 20476. | bryan (bryan2010) | 70.90 | 97% | 2023-02-25 |
| 20477. | Felix (felix15872) | 70.90 | 97% | 2021-09-04 |
| 20478. | SirIceColdStoneWater (siric... | 70.90 | 99% | 2018-12-14 |
| 20479. | qwerty (qwertykeyboard) | 70.90 | 94% | 2011-12-30 |
| 20480. | Dan (chillytheeevee) | 70.89 | 96% | 2022-07-01 |
| 20481. | tstats[azhy_01] (azhy_01) | 70.89 | 96% | 2020-12-29 |
| 20482. | KHALED (khaled1995) | 70.89 | 98% | 2018-10-09 |
| 20483. | Dominic (21doakes) | 70.89 | 97% | 2018-10-03 |
| 20484. | David (sweetswiss) | 70.89 | 96% | 2018-02-24 |
| 20485. | Amit (amitsaha) | 70.89 | 94% | 2012-08-25 |
| 20486. | kiddo (cringeworthykiddo) | 70.88 | 98% | 2018-01-05 |
| 20487. | yousuf (yousufmanikfan) | 70.88 | 97% | 2012-11-26 |
| 20488. | Vauge (vague) | 70.88 | 95% | 2015-10-05 |
| 20489. | eri (nanoeri) | 70.88 | 97% | 2013-12-31 |
| 20490. | tstats[rebecca_annn] (rebec... | 70.87 | 94% | 2017-05-19 |
| 20491. | GoneRogue (josephlee) | 70.87 | 97% | 2021-12-31 |
| 20492. | Someone (dipity) | 70.87 | 86% | 2015-10-20 |
| 20493. | Drei (dy539) | 70.87 | 95.4% | 2021-01-29 |
| 20494. | Stefan (sisg) | 70.87 | 95% | 2021-01-19 |
| 20495. | Mitchell (mbb3_mitch) | 70.87 | 98% | 2015-09-11 |
| 20496. | zakauddin (stenographer009) | 70.87 | 97% | 2013-02-27 |
| 20497. | mental (mental) | 70.87 | 96% | 2018-12-22 |
| 20498. | lannie2320 (lannie2320) | 70.86 | 91% | 2016-07-12 |
| 20499. | Bart (satancat) | 70.86 | 95% | 2021-01-02 |
| 20500. | Amila (n0wtype) | 70.86 | 99% | 2021-05-15 |
| 20501. | arz (arzr) | 70.86 | 95% | 2023-03-18 |
| 20502. | Leslie_B (thuy_bt) | 70.86 | 97% | 2017-07-15 |
| 20503. | Ben (benjiboyyy) | 70.86 | 95% | 2017-06-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |