Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2278. | Fabian (fabian_zhafran) | 78.12 | 96% | 2018-08-20 |
| 2279. | Lava (lamilton) | 78.11 | 97% | 2020-09-30 |
| 2280. | Shellman (shellvin) | 78.10 | 95% | 2020-12-10 |
| 2281. | Laco (koomp) | 78.10 | 98% | 2019-02-16 |
| 2282. | Dawid (dresik) | 78.08 | 93% | 2018-01-26 |
| 2283. | Green (megagreenlightning) | 78.07 | 98% | 2018-05-04 |
| 2284. | Mihovil (mladabobica) | 78.06 | 97% | 2021-08-16 |
| 2285. | Will (ghostal) | 78.05 | 97% | 2020-05-27 |
| 2286. | Vilius (jellytrain) | 78.05 | 98% | 2019-11-18 |
| 2287. | Quotheraven (nherne) | 78.04 | 97% | 2018-03-23 |
| 2288. | Ji (jitaee) | 78.03 | 97% | 2017-10-16 |
| 2289. | Zach (tertiaryhero) | 78.01 | 95% | 2017-11-16 |
| 2290. | Archie (rchieallen) | 78.00 | 96% | 2020-08-20 |
| 2291. | Matt (clarkandcarla) | 78.00 | 97% | 2019-04-24 |
| 2292. | Jamal (xflash) | 77.97 | 97% | 2021-07-17 |
| 2293. | John (_johndoe_) | 77.96 | 97% | 2020-09-19 |
| 2294. | Max (maxhalo) | 77.93 | 96% | 2018-08-16 |
| 2295. | Mark (veltzer) | 77.91 | 96% | 2021-08-12 |
| 2296. | Ramor (rom10cort) | 77.89 | 97% | 2018-06-16 |
| 2297. | Memo (memo58) | 77.88 | 99% | 2018-09-13 |
| 2298. | JP (jpuppey) | 77.88 | 97% | 2018-01-30 |
| 2299. | Em (aftran942) | 77.87 | 98% | 2019-08-30 |
| 2300. | Owen (owenl131) | 77.87 | 97% | 2018-12-02 |
| 2301. | Last (thelastmuffin) | 77.86 | 97% | 2020-07-04 |
| 2302. | Raymond (cid222) | 77.86 | 97% | 2018-04-13 |
| 2303. | Mamaatje (mamaatje) | 77.86 | 97% | 2019-09-29 |
| 2304. | don (seichan_04) | 77.84 | 97% | 2020-06-06 |
| 2305. | Claudia (ohclaudia) | 77.84 | 96% | 2019-01-14 |
| 2306. | Trixie1018 (trixie1018) | 77.83 | 97% | 2020-12-10 |
| 2307. | Larry (royalkludgelarry) | 77.83 | 98% | 2018-11-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |