So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11490. | typer (carpeltypist) | 82.68 | 96% | 2020-11-29 |
| 11491. | palisfpauul (palisfpauul) | 82.68 | 99% | 2021-04-10 |
| 11492. | Josh (joshiewah) | 82.68 | 94% | 2017-03-21 |
| 11493. | Nathan (netham45) | 82.68 | — | 2010-08-26 |
| 11494. | Mathias (wizh) | 82.68 | 92% | 2015-10-19 |
| 11495. | ForgoT (forgot10) | 82.68 | 97% | 2015-10-25 |
| 11496. | bug (bugmenot) | 82.67 | — | 2008-10-03 |
| 11497. | Gabe (rubikcrube) | 82.67 | 98% | 2020-01-15 |
| 11498. | Jonathan (justkanji) | 82.67 | 96% | 2020-07-19 |
| 11499. | Victor (mrvictordiaz) | 82.67 | 94% | 2016-10-15 |
| 11500. | Filip (jyunero) | 82.67 | 99% | 2021-04-19 |
| 11501. | super (xunp98) | 82.67 | 95% | 2016-02-02 |
| 11502. | Eric (qwarts) | 82.66 | 95% | 2021-03-25 |
| 11503. | Nicholas (theweeklynews) | 82.66 | 89% | 2016-03-20 |
| 11504. | adish (adishlelnub) | 82.66 | 94% | 2015-04-23 |
| 11505. | Shehab (shehab20089) | 82.66 | 98% | 2022-07-16 |
| 11506. | ahnfnsr (ahnfnsr) | 82.65 | 96% | 2022-06-19 |
| 11507. | Beksultan (bexultan) | 82.65 | 97% | 2021-04-03 |
| 11508. | Ternimus (ternimus) | 82.65 | 96% | 2023-06-12 |
| 11509. | deck (deckcsgo) | 82.65 | 95% | 2018-02-06 |
| 11510. | muddabit (muddabit) | 82.65 | 97% | 2018-02-14 |
| 11511. | Stevens Rommzky (epytotorp09) | 82.65 | 94% | 2011-10-27 |
| 11512. | gollum (gollum) | 82.65 | 95% | 2012-05-01 |
| 11513. | Jai (jais) | 82.65 | 98% | 2022-02-25 |
| 11514. | Amber (theamberfang) | 82.65 | 98% | 2020-02-27 |
| 11515. | Neal (cynicalone) | 82.65 | 92% | 2016-01-29 |
| 11516. | Anthony (dammitanthony) | 82.65 | 94% | 2016-08-15 |
| 11517. | Will (kingofpie22) | 82.65 | 95% | 2022-09-27 |
| 11518. | Cat (maxee998) | 82.65 | 97% | 2023-05-12 |
| 11519. | Eve (mach_5) | 82.64 | — | 2008-08-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |