Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3131. | tstats[guest_typists] (gues... | 70.18 | 96% | 2021-08-21 |
| 3132. | Manuel Maria (brair) | 70.17 | 96% | 2018-11-13 |
| 3133. | Hner (hner) | 70.16 | 97% | 2020-05-26 |
| 3134. | nyet (slickman) | 70.14 | 97% | 2021-08-13 |
| 3135. | Kshitij (jsparrow) | 70.14 | 98% | 2020-11-29 |
| 3136. | Kyle (jak_racer) | 70.13 | 96% | 2019-02-24 |
| 3137. | Scorpius (scorpius_apollo) | 70.11 | 96% | 2019-04-30 |
| 3138. | Brett (go271) | 70.11 | 98% | 2018-01-15 |
| 3139. | Doug (dogtypewithpaws) | 70.10 | 97% | 2020-02-20 |
| 3140. | Max (bobpoiu7890) | 70.09 | 97% | 2017-09-20 |
| 3141. | Þorsteinn (duddij) | 70.06 | 96% | 2019-06-05 |
| 3142. | Lluis (lluisteixido) | 70.04 | 98% | 2018-11-06 |
| 3143. | Apryl (amnavarrete759) | 70.04 | 98% | 2018-04-18 |
| 3144. | skream² (galil_gaben) | 70.04 | 94% | 2020-05-29 |
| 3145. | Free Bird (kono_dio_da) | 70.02 | 95% | 2018-03-13 |
| 3146. | Aleks (aleks8) | 70.01 | 98% | 2019-10-27 |
| 3147. | Max (max_pinc) | 69.99 | 98% | 2018-10-01 |
| 3148. | Beilvert (jubeilvert) | 69.98 | 97% | 2019-12-09 |
| 3149. | Bob (bobsmiwth32423) | 69.97 | 95% | 2020-05-05 |
| 3150. | Priyanka (alearner) | 69.96 | 99% | 2019-10-25 |
| 3151. | Tobias (tobi_1337) | 69.95 | 95% | 2018-08-11 |
| 3152. | Elzhan (stayal0ne) | 69.95 | 96% | 2018-07-26 |
| 3153. | luiz (luizzy) | 69.93 | 96% | 2021-08-20 |
| 3154. | kellyfunk (kellyfunk) | 69.92 | 97% | 2020-07-14 |
| 3155. | Awit (tomas1) | 69.91 | 95% | 2020-03-06 |
| 3156. | Tuomas (tumaas) | 69.91 | 95% | 2019-09-23 |
| 3157. | Justin (theicybroah) | 69.91 | 97% | 2017-12-04 |
| 3158. | I_like_Billie_Eilish (agiun... | 69.91 | 98% | 2018-11-26 |
| 3159. | AxelDT (axman292) | 69.90 | 97% | 2020-05-26 |
| 3160. | i cant spel (deoxyshock) | 69.89 | 97% | 2020-09-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |