Look man... I can't watch this. I can't take this torture no more, I can't... I can't watch this. Pay the bills, station break. Break it down! Operators are standing by. Cubic zirconium necklace. You're soaking in it. And our fabulous swimsuit issue. When you've got a headache this big. Read the book. This is your brain on drugs. I've fallen and I can't get up!
—from I Can't Watch This, a song by "Weird Al" Yankovic
Active since June 26, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3295. | Megan (nut_meg) | 68.43 | 99% | 2019-04-02 |
| 3296. | Alaa (alaasyria) | 68.42 | 96% | 2019-07-13 |
| 3297. | Samuel (aidoo) | 68.42 | 98% | 2020-02-06 |
| 3298. | Stove (ne0terik) | 68.42 | 96% | 2019-07-20 |
| 3299. | Michael (societydrone) | 68.41 | 97% | 2019-12-17 |
| 3300. | Nikhil (_programmer_) | 68.41 | 96% | 2019-01-05 |
| 3301. | Icy (1see_1cy) | 68.40 | 97% | 2020-11-30 |
| 3302. | Persov (persov) | 68.40 | 96% | 2019-10-17 |
| 3303. | Roman (leenakaey) | 68.38 | 95% | 2018-11-17 |
| 3304. | kerokero (urechila) | 68.38 | 96% | 2017-12-08 |
| 3305. | Bub (buberino) | 68.35 | 96% | 2019-08-22 |
| 3306. | oShado (shadowwalker15) | 68.34 | 95% | 2019-12-25 |
| 3307. | Voyteck (voyteck) | 68.34 | 95% | 2018-12-27 |
| 3308. | Wake (awriter) | 68.33 | 97% | 2019-06-09 |
| 3309. | boudewijn (boudyvis) | 68.33 | 97% | 2019-10-09 |
| 3310. | Slow_AF (flaming_gladius) | 68.33 | 98% | 2019-05-18 |
| 3311. | Max (max_pinc) | 68.31 | 96% | 2019-04-16 |
| 3312. | Kyle (kyle27larson) | 68.31 | 95% | 2020-01-07 |
| 3313. | Phil (pbona) | 68.31 | 98% | 2019-02-15 |
| 3314. | Jacy (bohdan_danyltsiv) | 68.31 | 98% | 2020-11-11 |
| 3315. | White (thewhitehawk) | 68.29 | 97% | 2018-10-21 |
| 3316. | Bob (magnumtrojan) | 68.29 | 95% | 2019-04-20 |
| 3317. | Wachira (chiramonk) | 68.28 | 97% | 2019-08-13 |
| 3318. | AJ (alquinso_) | 68.28 | 95% | 2020-07-18 |
| 3319. | Yoby (yobynad) | 68.25 | 98% | 2019-06-19 |
| 3320. | pang (pangjingen) | 68.24 | 96% | 2020-04-17 |
| 3321. | code_brains (coderider) | 68.24 | 97% | 2020-03-27 |
| 3322. | Ket (ket93) | 68.23 | 95% | 2019-07-25 |
| 3323. | Jordan (catdog567) | 68.22 | 96% | 2019-05-20 |
| 3324. | you (s11054) | 68.22 | 97% | 2020-01-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,595 | 76.89 | June 26, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 11 | 91.61 | March 4, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 55.43 | August 1, 2020 |
| Sean Wrona's Universe | 1 | 171.18 | April 16, 2017 |