Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2248. | pankie fanger (never_give_u... | 83.48 | 99% | 2020-11-27 |
| 2249. | Guest (catg0ty0urlung) | 83.46 | 96% | 2020-05-06 |
| 2250. | Jason (bliuejay) | 83.45 | 98% | 2020-07-20 |
| 2251. | topre (bathybathy) | 83.45 | 98% | 2019-02-01 |
| 2252. | Cameron (thegreatrodinkis) | 83.44 | 98% | 2020-03-11 |
| 2253. | Filipo (filipo) | 83.44 | 98% | 2020-03-11 |
| 2254. | john helldiver (ireallymatt... | 83.44 | 95% | 2020-08-16 |
| 2255. | Anthea (antheafu) | 83.43 | 98% | 2018-12-24 |
| 2256. | sheep (theonesheep) | 83.43 | 97% | 2020-11-14 |
| 2257. | Steac (steac) | 83.40 | 98% | 2017-10-23 |
| 2258. | Tyler (stchap714) | 83.38 | 98% | 2020-03-23 |
| 2259. | (treje) | 83.38 | 96% | 2022-03-04 |
| 2260. | Nico (nicotheo101) | 83.38 | 98% | 2018-03-01 |
| 2261. | रेलगाडी (path... | 83.37 | 98% | 2019-01-02 |
| 2262. | Valk (blankfox) | 83.37 | 98% | 2020-04-12 |
| 2263. | じょりちっち (jorichi... | 83.35 | 100% | 2019-05-21 |
| 2264. | Zoiinae (zoiinae) | 83.34 | 98% | 2019-03-28 |
| 2265. | Max (max_pinc) | 83.34 | 98% | 2019-03-23 |
| 2266. | Rivalnegro (rivalnegro) | 83.32 | 97% | 2019-01-21 |
| 2267. | Weed (weeddinosaur) | 83.31 | 98% | 2020-02-17 |
| 2268. | T-Dawg (gentgaga210) | 83.31 | 97% | 2017-12-14 |
| 2269. | Tamás (tamas) | 83.30 | 95% | 2017-10-04 |
| 2270. | (dev_rec) | 83.30 | 97% | 2019-10-29 |
| 2271. | bino_ (bino_) | 83.30 | 98% | 2020-05-14 |
| 2272. | Qi (qitang) | 83.30 | 97% | 2020-12-14 |
| 2273. | Paula (paulazoo) | 83.29 | 97% | 2020-10-29 |
| 2274. | reysette (reysettemart) | 83.27 | 97% | 2020-08-24 |
| 2275. | uhhhhhh (gtiff71) | 83.27 | 97% | 2020-11-24 |
| 2276. | Greg (greghinton) | 83.26 | 97% | 2020-04-14 |
| 2277. | George (sk8ereid) | 83.25 | 97% | 2017-07-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |