I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2536. | Dys (dys_) | 79.82 | 98% | 2023-07-11 |
| 2537. | eelgent (eelgent) | 79.75 | 95% | 2024-03-06 |
| 2538. | Themaster (themasterwuz) | 79.72 | 98% | 2023-09-21 |
| 2539. | Doroteya (henrydp018) | 79.72 | 98% | 2024-01-31 |
| 2540. | cody (ocdy1001) | 79.71 | 96.3% | 2023-06-09 |
| 2541. | sample text (yellow_13) | 79.70 | 96.7% | 2024-05-12 |
| 2542. | Oliver (linearboy) | 79.70 | 96% | 2023-12-28 |
| 2543. | jellymagic (jellymagic) | 79.69 | 97.1% | 2024-04-03 |
| 2544. | Dre (goobird) | 79.68 | 95.9% | 2025-03-12 |
| 2545. | Joe (josephjnatale) | 79.64 | 96% | 2025-01-23 |
| 2546. | AA Racer (aa_racer) | 79.64 | 97% | 2024-10-18 |
| 2547. | Storm__23 (storm__23) | 79.61 | 96% | 2024-08-08 |
| 2548. | Othmane (boumediane1) | 79.60 | 95.9% | 2023-08-03 |
| 2549. | jae (jaep) | 79.59 | 96.9% | 2024-10-06 |
| 2550. | rae (rae29) | 79.57 | 95.2% | 2024-04-16 |
| 2551. | Tom (rubik1908) | 79.57 | 96% | 2024-05-04 |
| 2552. | ā (max_mustermann) | 79.54 | 97% | 2025-06-24 |
| 2553. | Mitchell (mitchell721) | 79.54 | 96.2% | 2024-06-26 |
| 2554. | Lobsterš¦ (itisu127) | 79.54 | 94.4% | 2023-10-11 |
| 2555. | pablo (pablo_rm1197) | 79.52 | 95.6% | 2023-06-29 |
| 2556. | AA (aasniper20) | 79.50 | 96% | 2025-02-20 |
| 2557. | George (hermionegeorge) | 79.50 | 96% | 2023-06-13 |
| 2558. | Dios (gembili666) | 79.49 | 97.2% | 2024-01-22 |
| 2559. | Shaswathan (shas16) | 79.46 | 97% | 2024-01-07 |
| 2560. | PR (mrprx) | 79.45 | 96.5% | 2023-09-14 |
| 2561. | ExciteByte (excitebyte) | 79.45 | 97% | 2023-07-14 |
| 2562. | Teayoumh (teayoumh) | 79.44 | 98% | 2025-06-28 |
| 2563. | los (typossarevalid) | 79.43 | 97.6% | 2024-06-14 |
| 2564. | Old Man Fingers (oldmanfing... | 79.43 | 97.9% | 2024-12-03 |
| 2565. | Jameson (jamesonmul) | 79.42 | 95% | 2024-10-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |