So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 34299. | avishek (gaberiel0770) | 43.93 | 96.8% | 2021-01-28 |
| 34300. | joepoe (joepoe) | 43.93 | — | 2010-04-06 |
| 34301. | Abhishek (abhishek1593) | 43.93 | 89% | 2013-02-18 |
| 34302. | Sagar (sagar5mati) | 43.92 | 92% | 2017-08-08 |
| 34303. | Rafael Slamet (fael_crb) | 43.91 | 95% | 2022-06-26 |
| 34304. | Tri (mankinchi) | 43.91 | — | 2009-09-26 |
| 34305. | Ricky (tropikaltiktak) | 43.91 | 89% | 2017-02-22 |
| 34306. | Sebek (czesiek_pl) | 43.91 | 95% | 2012-07-07 |
| 34307. | Timofey (gewash) | 43.91 | 88% | 2016-08-12 |
| 34308. | Mir (mirr) | 43.91 | — | 2008-10-18 |
| 34309. | ammar (ammarove) | 43.90 | 92% | 2015-07-04 |
| 34310. | RogerCust! (rogercust) | 43.90 | 91% | 2013-05-15 |
| 34311. | zuhairi (zuhairi96) | 43.90 | 91% | 2012-06-25 |
| 34312. | shyam (shyam1114) | 43.90 | 92% | 2016-03-02 |
| 34313. | Miras (concreteoverthesea) | 43.89 | 94% | 2021-10-05 |
| 34314. | khaled (khaledonew) | 43.89 | 94% | 2021-02-26 |
| 34315. | Naren (narenm) | 43.87 | 96% | 2017-12-11 |
| 34316. | Rick (ricktsai) | 43.87 | 94% | 2020-09-18 |
| 34317. | Caio (caiowsky) | 43.87 | 94% | 2019-12-28 |
| 34318. | Cheng (mingc124) | 43.87 | 97% | 2023-03-05 |
| 34319. | ⠀ (max_mustermann) | 43.87 | 96% | 2021-05-24 |
| 34320. | Oreo (lofi) | 43.87 | 92% | 2011-08-06 |
| 34321. | Jawid (jawid_sediqi) | 43.87 | 92% | 2016-12-06 |
| 34322. | Otavio (otavionew) | 43.86 | 91% | 2013-06-22 |
| 34323. | ANKUSH (ankush611) | 43.86 | 95% | 2014-10-16 |
| 34324. | Yuming (clarky) | 43.86 | — | 2009-01-17 |
| 34325. | Kranite (vg_infernozz) | 43.85 | 92% | 2016-05-28 |
| 34326. | Nolaza (nolaza) | 43.85 | 98% | 2021-04-15 |
| 34327. | thunderbeast (thunderbeast_) | 43.85 | 96% | 2021-01-17 |
| 34328. | Herrington (harry_18) | 43.85 | — | 2010-04-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |