I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7542. | Justine (jedkarl) | 92.54 | 93% | 2017-04-03 |
| 7543. | dav (candyslug2) | 92.53 | 96% | 2022-11-21 |
| 7544. | Matthew (matwat7) | 92.53 | 93% | 2015-09-17 |
| 7545. | Shortbread (bs000) | 92.53 | 98% | 2017-07-07 |
| 7546. | Justin (jwtalbott) | 92.53 | 92% | 2016-08-02 |
| 7547. | Eric (ekurtz) | 92.52 | 96% | 2019-05-09 |
| 7548. | Daniel (reachingthetop) | 92.52 | 97% | 2022-05-22 |
| 7549. | Papa (papascottz) | 92.52 | 97.1% | 2024-03-20 |
| 7550. | eivind (eivind_d_g) | 92.52 | 98% | 2025-04-01 |
| 7551. | Wot (ostricheleven) | 92.52 | 97% | 2020-03-12 |
| 7552. | Flipper (flipperpt) | 92.52 | 94% | 2023-01-29 |
| 7553. | Torrey (lavamob64) | 92.52 | 96% | 2020-11-08 |
| 7554. | John (liuz9) | 92.51 | 99% | 2021-04-22 |
| 7555. | uwu (mr_mint) | 92.50 | 96% | 2021-10-30 |
| 7556. | Anton (antoniostreet) | 92.50 | 98% | 2021-05-09 |
| 7557. | Duck (ducktyperacer) | 92.50 | 98% | 2019-02-25 |
| 7558. | Max (max_evans) | 92.48 | 97% | 2021-10-25 |
| 7559. | Matt (liquifire) | 92.48 | 96% | 2017-04-12 |
| 7560. | Homie (kingtrammy) | 92.48 | 98% | 2022-10-16 |
| 7561. | BoodleBoodle (walabi) | 92.48 | 97% | 2016-02-18 |
| 7562. | dooosh (linusjames18) | 92.47 | 97% | 2025-05-22 |
| 7563. | tstats[borzoian40] (borzoia... | 92.47 | 97% | 2022-04-09 |
| 7564. | Owen (chaostypefast) | 92.47 | 95% | 2022-05-11 |
| 7565. | John (fullsizeluxury) | 92.47 | 96% | 2015-05-25 |
| 7566. | Bill (typera44) | 92.46 | 97% | 2018-10-04 |
| 7567. | Joshua (shaggymuffin23) | 92.46 | 99% | 2021-12-23 |
| 7568. | Parth (thakkarparth007) | 92.46 | 97% | 2018-04-09 |
| 7569. | gustav (knuten) | 92.46 | 97% | 2018-01-12 |
| 7570. | Dkippy (sirdunklenutsiii) | 92.46 | 97% | 2019-10-23 |
| 7571. | sherimori (sherimori) | 92.46 | 99% | 2017-03-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |