The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23463. | Paturicko (paturicko) | 66.81 | 97% | 2021-03-04 |
| 23464. | Viper (tomp2) | 66.81 | 96% | 2013-08-11 |
| 23465. | bzhlk (bzhlk) | 66.81 | 95% | 2011-10-06 |
| 23466. | Milos (losmi) | 66.81 | 92% | 2014-02-12 |
| 23467. | Nicholas (insufferablegoat) | 66.80 | 95% | 2022-11-02 |
| 23468. | Bekzat (blkssmv) | 66.80 | 96% | 2021-11-25 |
| 23469. | brainlet (bra1nlet) | 66.80 | 96.6% | 2023-10-19 |
| 23470. | Ray (ddsshj) | 66.80 | 97% | 2023-04-10 |
| 23471. | Pete (peetey42) | 66.80 | 88% | 2013-01-18 |
| 23472. | Adamowich (adamowich) | 66.80 | 96% | 2020-11-21 |
| 23473. | Flippette (flippercanoe163) | 66.80 | 96% | 2021-08-26 |
| 23474. | Shou (seira_) | 66.80 | 95% | 2018-06-05 |
| 23475. | Rico (ricochandraxyz) | 66.80 | 96% | 2016-01-13 |
| 23476. | Dizzy (dizzyk) | 66.80 | 92% | 2014-07-16 |
| 23477. | trieu (trieu123) | 66.80 | — | 2009-07-28 |
| 23478. | einstrung (einstrung) | 66.80 | 91% | 2012-03-23 |
| 23479. | Fernando (champolot) | 66.79 | 85% | 2013-11-25 |
| 23480. | Maverick (maverick125) | 66.79 | 96.6% | 2023-08-22 |
| 23481. | Opu (samops) | 66.79 | 95% | 2022-03-27 |
| 23482. | muyi (muyi2015) | 66.79 | 96% | 2015-11-02 |
| 23483. | Jerry (jernjej) | 66.79 | 97% | 2018-03-21 |
| 23484. | Jonas (igern) | 66.79 | 97% | 2015-04-06 |
| 23485. | HoangH7 (h7starlight) | 66.79 | 95% | 2013-12-15 |
| 23486. | Tomas (tigfiend) | 66.78 | 99% | 2019-08-09 |
| 23487. | Sean (moogs) | 66.78 | — | 2009-10-22 |
| 23488. | omid (omidn) | 66.78 | 93% | 2015-05-16 |
| 23489. | V (veep) | 66.78 | — | 2010-04-01 |
| 23490. | Silver (seacobra) | 66.78 | — | 2010-12-04 |
| 23491. | Rishabh (jain17999) | 66.78 | 96% | 2017-06-13 |
| 23492. | Ben (raincatchfire) | 66.77 | 93% | 2016-02-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |