So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6350. | Ivan (ivke) | 94.82 | 96% | 2013-06-05 |
| 6351. | Alexey (reggies) | 94.82 | 96% | 2017-01-04 |
| 6352. | Jordan (quitty123456789) | 94.81 | 92% | 2013-12-15 |
| 6353. | Romi (romino) | 94.80 | 99% | 2021-01-13 |
| 6354. | burptodo (shadyxmd) | 94.80 | 98% | 2018-12-15 |
| 6355. | Ardon (acernik21) | 94.79 | 97% | 2021-04-27 |
| 6356. | `|habahaba|´ (wuahwuah) | 94.79 | 92% | 2014-06-20 |
| 6357. | Vella (xeronol) | 94.79 | 93% | 2016-10-14 |
| 6358. | Joshua (sieepyhead) | 94.79 | 95% | 2013-12-01 |
| 6359. | deviazn (deviazn) | 94.78 | 97% | 2023-09-10 |
| 6360. | Sourav (sourav1230) | 94.78 | 98% | 2020-07-30 |
| 6361. | Silent_One (get_a_lif3) | 94.77 | 97% | 2017-09-27 |
| 6362. | Ryu (ryusong) | 94.77 | 96.9% | 2021-01-28 |
| 6363. | Justin (xpirep) | 94.76 | 97% | 2019-11-26 |
| 6364. | Will (greggaz) | 94.76 | 99% | 2021-07-15 |
| 6365. | ◭pokegeek◭ (pokegeek) | 94.76 | 98% | 2019-10-10 |
| 6366. | HotClaw (hotclaw) | 94.75 | 99% | 2021-09-20 |
| 6367. | Uros (uroskrunic1988) | 94.75 | 98% | 2021-02-11 |
| 6368. | Firoz (firozjehangir) | 94.75 | 98% | 2012-10-17 |
| 6369. | Mauricio (mauricio_i) | 94.75 | 98% | 2012-07-08 |
| 6370. | Tomas (tmattia) | 94.74 | 97% | 2016-03-28 |
| 6371. | Ethan (ethan17458) | 94.74 | 97% | 2020-08-28 |
| 6372. | Sherry (cherrysu) | 94.74 | 98% | 2012-07-25 |
| 6373. | Zac (mishen) | 94.74 | 96% | 2013-02-07 |
| 6374. | Raunak (englishassignment) | 94.74 | 95% | 2022-06-20 |
| 6375. | Maddie (mta001) | 94.74 | 98% | 2012-09-24 |
| 6376. | Wreck-it Wren (wrendolyn) | 94.74 | 98% | 2013-12-05 |
| 6377. | Scott (residings) | 94.73 | 96% | 2016-05-18 |
| 6378. | Angela (medoricho) | 94.73 | — | 2010-06-19 |
| 6379. | Chieh laptop (leejay8011piq) | 94.73 | 99% | 2018-03-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |