I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5307. | Soul (soulisgarb) | 99.44 | 99% | 2021-11-19 |
| 5308. | Elmo (menthoyl) | 99.44 | 99% | 2021-01-22 |
| 5309. | I'm 2 slow (ldabl) | 99.44 | 96% | 2015-10-31 |
| 5310. | zeropause (still_warming_up) | 99.43 | 98.5% | 2025-04-04 |
| 5311. | Mouboy (mouboy) | 99.43 | 99% | 2023-11-05 |
| 5312. | Neeraj (antil_neeraj) | 99.43 | 96.9% | 2023-06-01 |
| 5313. | sdaaa (sdaaa) | 99.43 | 98% | 2018-12-11 |
| 5314. | beordy (beordy) | 99.42 | 98% | 2024-09-26 |
| 5315. | Kolby (frozenfanatic) | 99.42 | 98% | 2021-01-11 |
| 5316. | Alexey (reggies) | 99.42 | 96% | 2017-04-09 |
| 5317. | HKER (crafting112) | 99.41 | 93% | 2015-06-21 |
| 5318. | Sundara Subramanian (sundar... | 99.40 | 99% | 2022-06-29 |
| 5319. | George (georgeracer1) | 99.40 | 97% | 2021-04-12 |
| 5320. | tstats[lapakatapulta] (lapa... | 99.40 | 98% | 2020-05-31 |
| 5321. | Olaf (ololonty) | 99.40 | 97% | 2017-11-17 |
| 5322. | Jacob (jl99) | 99.40 | 99% | 2015-11-16 |
| 5323. | fffd (fffd) | 99.39 | 97.1% | 2024-09-27 |
| 5324. | Matt (mattz0r98) | 99.39 | 97% | 2021-08-28 |
| 5325. | alfos (alfos) | 99.39 | 96% | 2017-05-25 |
| 5326. | Halo (halo06) | 99.39 | 97% | 2022-01-13 |
| 5327. | big peepee man (mravocadoman) | 99.39 | 97% | 2021-03-01 |
| 5328. | AZB1 (potatoish) | 99.39 | 97% | 2020-08-24 |
| 5329. | Jethro (jetthrower) | 99.38 | 98.5% | 2024-02-03 |
| 5330. | TypingMaster3 (typingmaster... | 99.38 | 99% | 2022-04-16 |
| 5331. | thanh (loverlymusic) | 99.38 | 96% | 2016-06-16 |
| 5332. | Michael (mwormley) | 99.35 | 99% | 2024-05-15 |
| 5333. | Zeeshan (zeeshan13) | 99.34 | 98% | 2019-07-22 |
| 5334. | andrea (andyleaaaaa) | 99.33 | 98% | 2025-04-13 |
| 5335. | Raymond (philosobyte) | 99.33 | 97% | 2016-01-16 |
| 5336. | Chang (chang_gang) | 99.33 | 98% | 2021-01-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |