If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught? Why is a boxing ring square? Why do people recite at a play and play at a recital? Why do we have noses that run and feet that smell? It's very confusing, isn't it? A slim chance and a fat chance are the same thing, really, but a wise man and a wise guy aren't the same at all, are they? When the stars are out, they are visible. When the lights are out, they are invisible. What's up?
—from Word Play, a book by Gyles Brandreth
Active since January 13, 2017.
435 total characters in this text.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1842. | Vakeels (skylake) | 90.86 | 99% | 2017-08-08 |
| 1843. | Storm (storm__) | 90.85 | 99% | 2018-09-04 |
| 1844. | David (xifu) | 90.84 | 98% | 2018-11-04 |
| 1845. | gab (ggzl1998) | 90.84 | 97% | 2020-10-23 |
| 1846. | R (frickoff) | 90.84 | 95% | 2018-07-10 |
| 1847. | aaaaa (aaaaaxxxxx) | 90.83 | 96% | 2018-07-23 |
| 1848. | Kieran (kahinjin) | 90.83 | 94% | 2020-04-29 |
| 1849. | God is love ᗜ (kjb3plover) | 90.81 | 94% | 2019-09-21 |
| 1850. | Kyle (howdydoodat) | 90.81 | 98% | 2018-07-19 |
| 1851. | Markus (mkh90) | 90.79 | 99% | 2020-07-01 |
| 1852. | Chris (wsicks) | 90.77 | 98% | 2018-12-01 |
| 1853. | Kurtis (sauceypubes) | 90.77 | 96% | 2020-09-18 |
| 1854. | Nox (potatogangsta) | 90.77 | 98% | 2020-12-03 |
| 1855. | Michael (michael_22) | 90.76 | 97% | 2018-08-14 |
| 1856. | Roma (useflame) | 90.75 | 97% | 2020-03-10 |
| 1857. | S (omniron) | 90.75 | 100% | 2018-06-06 |
| 1858. | Matthew (mattyhassett) | 90.74 | 99% | 2019-08-19 |
| 1859. | Dylan (slumpgod) | 90.74 | 97% | 2020-07-22 |
| 1860. | Walsur (walsur) | 90.73 | 97% | 2020-12-12 |
| 1861. | Kyu (kyukang) | 90.71 | 97% | 2018-01-21 |
| 1862. | Jam (jamelele) | 90.70 | 90% | 2017-04-15 |
| 1863. | Allan (ajdx88) | 90.68 | 97% | 2017-10-16 |
| 1864. | Bob (checkmate123) | 90.63 | 97% | 2018-11-19 |
| 1865. | Nathaniel (tannathaniel) | 90.62 | 98% | 2020-11-12 |
| 1866. | Zach (encasedthought) | 90.61 | 97% | 2018-12-31 |
| 1867. | lonewolf (ilonewolfi) | 90.59 | 97% | 2018-03-09 |
| 1868. | Victor (agentlemandoesnotco... | 90.57 | 96% | 2019-02-11 |
| 1869. | Katie (kmt2129) | 90.54 | 99% | 2019-02-15 |
| 1870. | phobia (mediaphobio) | 90.53 | 97% | 2017-08-17 |
| 1871. | Forfun (bhelton) | 90.50 | 99% | 2019-06-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,580 | 85.43 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 116.98 | February 8, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 3 | 90.08 | May 18, 2022 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 63.90 | January 20, 2022 |