As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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16090. | rupace (typer_ace111) | 70.05 | 98% | 2022-11-07 |
16091. | Aljon (kuroneko25) | 70.05 | 95% | 2021-04-08 |
16092. | Jonathan (meanbean1) | 70.05 | 94% | 2016-12-10 |
16093. | Hell (jesus_coconut) | 70.05 | 96% | 2021-01-25 |
16094. | Håvard (haavga) | 70.04 | 98% | 2022-03-31 |
16095. | b (brgr2022) | 70.04 | 95% | 2022-07-27 |
16096. | Dimitris (jimsoto123) | 70.04 | 95% | 2020-12-18 |
16097. | James (jrm371) | 70.04 | 94% | 2021-08-11 |
16098. | Fred (fredizzimo) | 70.04 | 98% | 2018-04-09 |
16099. | Vinicius (vinnyataide) | 70.03 | 96% | 2016-06-14 |
16100. | PANTIOS (pantios) | 70.03 | 95% | 2022-05-15 |
16101. | Emilio (emiliokyp) | 70.03 | 97% | 2022-05-14 |
16102. | Andrew (agondi) | 70.03 | 94% | 2017-09-11 |
16103. | Isaac (chunkyipa) | 70.02 | 96.1% | 2023-05-16 |
16104. | Chadgoomba (chadgoomba) | 70.02 | 96% | 2021-04-24 |
16105. | Vasu (vasughatole) | 70.02 | 98% | 2020-06-18 |
16106. | Daeun (syoon4486) | 70.01 | 98% | 2021-05-03 |
16107. | Tusar (tusar) | 70.01 | 96% | 2021-07-25 |
16108. | Cathating89 (cathating89) | 70.01 | 95% | 2021-05-13 |
16109. | Cool (creepycumber) | 70.01 | 95% | 2021-09-08 |
16110. | Tyler (tyweeza) | 70.01 | 99% | 2017-09-15 |
16111. | Matt66inNY (mattwal66) | 70.01 | 99% | 2015-06-11 |
16112. | asdfg (mehsheel) | 70.00 | 96.8% | 2023-12-06 |
16113. | A (pinebug) | 70.00 | 97% | 2021-05-18 |
16114. | Brian (yahlegend) | 70.00 | 96.4% | 2021-02-02 |
16115. | Philip (pnielsen2) | 69.99 | 96.9% | 2023-10-25 |
16116. | Kevin (gtwatt) | 69.99 | 97% | 2017-06-05 |
16117. | Nomig (nomig) | 69.99 | 98% | 2020-08-21 |
16118. | Daniel (dansku01) | 69.98 | 95% | 2020-02-03 |
16119. | Amir (thebluebear) | 69.98 | 95% | 2021-06-05 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |