All I have to do is divine from what I know of you: are you the sort of man who would put the poison into his own goblet or his enemy's? Now, a clever man would put the poison into his own goblet, because he would know that only a great fool would reach for what he was given. I am not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But you must have known I was not a great fool, you would have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.
—from The Princess Bride, a movie by Rob Reiner
Active since June 26, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9282. | Eddie_NP (eddie023) | 85.42 | 96% | 2021-07-13 |
| 9283. | Dalibor (lordsmile) | 85.42 | 96% | 2020-10-22 |
| 9284. | Jinbe-| (johnsonquah96_) | 85.41 | 97% | 2024-02-28 |
| 9285. | Pokeman (poke_man) | 85.41 | 97% | 2021-12-13 |
| 9286. | apoodle_ (molltenlol) | 85.41 | 96.2% | 2023-10-31 |
| 9287. | Magesh (cali_forniaa) | 85.41 | 98.7% | 2023-09-27 |
| 9288. | Nathan (cocdeela) | 85.41 | 95.2% | 2023-08-26 |
| 9289. | Rui (adranos) | 85.41 | 97% | 2018-11-22 |
| 9290. | Dvorak Klaas (acheron) | 85.41 | 99% | 2019-05-12 |
| 9291. | Brian (jyjieng11) | 85.40 | 97% | 2020-07-27 |
| 9292. | Mark (kanohn) | 85.40 | 97% | 2018-01-31 |
| 9293. | Ben (benjib) | 85.39 | 97.6% | 2024-12-15 |
| 9294. | Tai (letientai299) | 85.39 | 97% | 2021-07-14 |
| 9295. | nypava (nypava) | 85.38 | 95% | 2025-06-12 |
| 9296. | ianc (xiancamacho) | 85.38 | 98% | 2022-06-01 |
| 9297. | jojoioi (jojoioi) | 85.38 | 97% | 2022-02-25 |
| 9298. | Mandar (mandar7) | 85.37 | 98% | 2025-10-14 |
| 9299. | enminnrawr (zxcvbnm2001) | 85.37 | 97% | 2022-05-28 |
| 9300. | Parzha (parzha) | 85.37 | 97% | 2020-07-15 |
| 9301. | Bean (benchen123) | 85.37 | 97% | 2020-07-19 |
| 9302. | Stijn (steety123) | 85.37 | 98% | 2021-02-28 |
| 9303. | Jakub (merw) | 85.37 | 98% | 2021-01-26 |
| 9304. | Matt (mattseid1) | 85.37 | 98% | 2020-07-20 |
| 9305. | llama (flulululu) | 85.36 | 98% | 2021-06-29 |
| 9306. | Kevin (kevinparkit) | 85.36 | 97% | 2020-09-17 |
| 9307. | Wayne (xwang4) | 85.36 | 97% | 2025-07-05 |
| 9308. | sigma rizz (therealsigma) | 85.35 | 96% | 2025-01-31 |
| 9309. | HF (hfeldman) | 85.35 | 95.9% | 2024-10-11 |
| 9310. | loser6426 (loser6426) | 85.35 | 96% | 2024-04-08 |
| 9311. | ptsd (ptsd92) | 85.35 | 99% | 2021-07-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 32,037 | 91.21 | June 26, 2017 |
| Long Texts | 84 | 84.72 | May 16, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 24 | 101.71 | October 29, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 70.28 | February 19, 2022 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |