I don't think stand-up should really work on the page, so the very existence of this book is an indication of my ultimate failure as a comedian. The text of a stand-up set should be so dependent on performance and tone that it can't really work on the page, otherwise it's just funny writing.
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3491. | ✖-Bows (xbows) | 108.93 | 97% | 2019-04-04 |
| 3492. | noquit (blusteve) | 108.92 | 98% | 2020-05-29 |
| 3493. | Ryan (xealzarjolbiver) | 108.91 | 100% | 2020-06-08 |
| 3494. | Matt (mlamm) | 108.89 | 99% | 2019-07-09 |
| 3495. | tstats[galaxyafk] (galaxyafk) | 108.89 | 97% | 2019-03-27 |
| 3496. | harry (htaussig) | 108.89 | 98% | 2021-02-09 |
| 3497. | joey (joeraps) | 108.88 | 99% | 2020-06-25 |
| 3498. | Ayong (larrylarogapro) | 108.88 | 97% | 2021-12-13 |
| 3499. | Kevin (xenephoid) | 108.85 | 96% | 2019-03-27 |
| 3500. | rusty (hilychee) | 108.84 | 97% | 2023-10-11 |
| 3501. | Nikola (flomaster_) | 108.83 | 97.5% | 2024-08-06 |
| 3502. | Owen (bluffgeek) | 108.83 | 98% | 2024-02-07 |
| 3503. | Wong Man Chun Bernard (ber0... | 108.83 | 98% | 2025-06-11 |
| 3504. | Ojas (sajo) | 108.83 | 99% | 2018-01-11 |
| 3505. | Carl (greviepaug) | 108.82 | 98% | 2019-04-11 |
| 3506. | tstats[mankogadaisuki] (man... | 108.82 | 97% | 2022-06-23 |
| 3507. | dinqissa (dinqissa) | 108.80 | 98% | 2024-04-15 |
| 3508. | Joshua (hail_hydra) | 108.80 | 98% | 2022-11-09 |
| 3509. | 11fingers (agent_m) | 108.80 | 97.5% | 2023-10-10 |
| 3510. | Matt (mattisaderp) | 108.80 | 97% | 2018-07-28 |
| 3511. | Joie (jliba12) | 108.79 | 97% | 2021-05-30 |
| 3512. | Typer4e (unbreakse) | 108.79 | 99% | 2024-07-20 |
| 3513. | Juuuustin (jycauret) | 108.79 | 98% | 2022-09-27 |
| 3514. | Naf (niyaz) | 108.77 | 98% | 2020-06-16 |
| 3515. | EshuMarneedi (eshumarneedi) | 108.77 | 97.2% | 2024-11-20 |
| 3516. | Olu (olubean) | 108.75 | 98.7% | 2024-02-23 |
| 3517. | Vincent (not_a_robot) | 108.74 | 99% | 2021-12-16 |
| 3518. | cheat (chie_26) | 108.74 | 100% | 2024-11-30 |
| 3519. | brainded (instinct57) | 108.74 | 98% | 2025-04-05 |
| 3520. | Eujean (eujean) | 108.73 | 98.7% | 2025-01-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 39,947 | 85.52 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 77 | 91.25 | January 9, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 82.07 | April 15, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 68.43 | May 1, 2024 |