I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11798. | Kevin (kytrex) | 81.72 | 96% | 2021-07-19 |
| 11799. | J (nothisisjeff) | 81.71 | 97% | 2023-06-18 |
| 11800. | Anandu (anandubajith) | 81.70 | 97% | 2018-09-01 |
| 11801. | ama (pcfcace) | 81.70 | 98% | 2022-02-03 |
| 11802. | Savitar (castiel985) | 81.69 | 98% | 2024-09-24 |
| 11803. | fakaped (fakaped) | 81.69 | 98% | 2021-09-25 |
| 11804. | Chris (patterns) | 81.69 | 99% | 2017-11-08 |
| 11805. | David (db2009) | 81.69 | 98% | 2019-01-07 |
| 11806. | hr (hereticalrants) | 81.69 | 97% | 2015-08-24 |
| 11807. | Ivantill (mizisua) | 81.68 | 94.9% | 2025-04-21 |
| 11808. | Renzo (ozner28) | 81.68 | 98% | 2021-06-11 |
| 11809. | Nic (_nic_) | 81.68 | 95% | 2017-07-06 |
| 11810. | T (omega5002) | 81.68 | 95% | 2019-11-15 |
| 11811. | Annie (candicepurple) | 81.67 | 97% | 2022-08-02 |
| 11812. | Ajay (ajaygupta) | 81.67 | 91% | 2016-05-04 |
| 11813. | Benny (lunaxd) | 81.67 | 93% | 2016-03-17 |
| 11814. | Random (random_stranger) | 81.66 | 96% | 2022-02-28 |
| 11815. | Andrew (aescay) | 81.66 | 96% | 2022-10-06 |
| 11816. | Alei (aleiswift) | 81.66 | 97% | 2022-02-14 |
| 11817. | YubiKori (aintrisk) | 81.66 | 98% | 2021-05-13 |
| 11818. | Snoop (snooptrader) | 81.66 | 99% | 2023-12-10 |
| 11819. | Jack (katale7) | 81.66 | 92% | 2015-04-26 |
| 11820. | Matt (mattisaderp) | 81.66 | 96% | 2017-10-26 |
| 11821. | Mike (perception) | 81.66 | 96% | 2015-05-04 |
| 11822. | Bangladeshi (rakibahmedtonmoy) | 81.65 | 98% | 2023-05-07 |
| 11823. | Sato2020 (sato2020) | 81.65 | 98% | 2023-07-15 |
| 11824. | Andy (andy_j_k) | 81.65 | 99% | 2022-05-08 |
| 11825. | CJ (thatkid004) | 81.65 | 97% | 2023-03-07 |
| 11826. | Jacek (axee) | 81.65 | 99% | 2018-02-12 |
| 11827. | Jay (jdpthota) | 81.65 | 92% | 2016-11-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |