I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1046. | smichael (smichaelino) | 102.10 | 97% | 2025-10-26 |
| 1047. | duglass (rahafduglass) | 102.09 | 98.3% | 2024-07-24 |
| 1048. | Sticky (_sticky_fingers_) | 102.08 | 96% | 2025-05-15 |
| 1049. | typer_trainer (typer_trainer) | 102.06 | 98% | 2023-05-06 |
| 1050. | Sky (skywalk_) | 102.05 | 97.8% | 2024-08-17 |
| 1051. | YesOk (usernametypist) | 102.04 | 98% | 2024-06-10 |
| 1052. | DH (dh225) | 102.02 | 97% | 2025-03-14 |
| 1053. | goth girls (joehandsome) | 102.00 | 97.5% | 2025-05-16 |
| 1054. | Adrian (adriangat) | 102.00 | 97.9% | 2024-08-12 |
| 1055. | Pakistan (muhammadrizwan) | 101.99 | 97.9% | 2025-02-24 |
| 1056. | Speed Demon (aremera69) | 101.94 | 97.1% | 2024-06-21 |
| 1057. | Jeremy (jrmy326) | 101.93 | 96.4% | 2024-09-23 |
| 1058. | Azift (azift) | 101.91 | 95% | 2024-03-14 |
| 1059. | Wooloo (_extremely_bored) | 101.90 | 96.6% | 2023-07-20 |
| 1060. | Ricky (rickestsot) | 101.88 | 98.5% | 2024-08-26 |
| 1061. | B (1zero) | 101.88 | 98% | 2025-06-22 |
| 1062. | Matthu (matthu_) | 101.85 | 98% | 2025-11-04 |
| 1063. | Dominic (mickeyice3) | 101.84 | 98.4% | 2024-01-15 |
| 1064. | (ilikeponyz20) | 101.83 | 97.7% | 2025-02-26 |
| 1065. | China (dvorak_king) | 101.81 | 96.8% | 2023-07-14 |
| 1066. | CASPer (jerdaw) | 101.78 | 98% | 2025-08-31 |
| 1067. | Kylea (icykylea) | 101.78 | 97% | 2025-02-13 |
| 1068. | tlbi (tla109) | 101.75 | 97.4% | 2024-02-26 |
| 1069. | Niko M. (recline187) | 101.72 | 97.6% | 2023-11-30 |
| 1070. | P100 (close280) | 101.71 | 98% | 2024-06-11 |
| 1071. | Kairos (kairossss_) | 101.69 | 98% | 2024-12-09 |
| 1072. | Eric (et_sd) | 101.68 | 98% | 2024-10-03 |
| 1073. | Joel (joel5534) | 101.64 | 97% | 2024-06-17 |
| 1074. | WyZard (wise_owl) | 101.64 | 97.3% | 2023-10-04 |
| 1075. | jeremiah (the_bullfrog) | 101.63 | 99% | 2025-02-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |