And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10892. | jacob (jacobpierce) | 96.02 | 98% | 2018-04-11 |
| 10893. | Immy (immy777) | 96.02 | 99% | 2013-09-07 |
| 10894. | Rhopunzel (rhopunzel) | 96.02 | — | 2009-05-22 |
| 10895. | Sami (codebro) | 96.01 | 97% | 2022-12-06 |
| 10896. | Chris (chrissamartino) | 96.00 | 91% | 2014-03-11 |
| 10897. | Joe Seph (joesephdiver) | 96.00 | 96% | 2023-04-12 |
| 10898. | Gainz (gainz_machine) | 95.99 | 97% | 2023-06-08 |
| 10899. | Fayaz Ali (fayazalilashari) | 95.99 | 98% | 2011-09-04 |
| 10900. | J (fortunapls) | 95.99 | 99% | 2019-09-08 |
| 10901. | Constantijn (fireline) | 95.98 | 98% | 2022-04-13 |
| 10902. | buhaN (buhan1337) | 95.98 | 98% | 2023-01-06 |
| 10903. | Rebecca (221btimelord) | 95.98 | 98% | 2021-09-11 |
| 10904. | Hendo (slimshadylfc) | 95.98 | 98% | 2021-11-17 |
| 10905. | Icicle (icicle25) | 95.98 | 98% | 2020-10-04 |
| 10906. | Scopic (scopic) | 95.98 | 98% | 2022-04-05 |
| 10907. | Greg (gwself) | 95.98 | 95% | 2013-10-25 |
| 10908. | Bertractor (bertractor) | 95.97 | 93% | 2014-06-13 |
| 10909. | P (queenit) | 95.97 | 96% | 2011-12-24 |
| 10910. | Ramesh (rksoni) | 95.97 | — | 2009-02-13 |
| 10911. | Matt (matthew_boyd) | 95.97 | 93% | 2015-07-05 |
| 10912. | Vytautas (brain5ide) | 95.97 | 99% | 2013-06-17 |
| 10913. | Yonatan (thanscot) | 95.96 | 97% | 2022-01-30 |
| 10914. | kwonman99 (kwonman99) | 95.96 | 98% | 2021-03-05 |
| 10915. | Corey (genie336) | 95.96 | 97% | 2017-12-04 |
| 10916. | Dragovi (dragovi) | 95.96 | 97% | 2018-05-23 |
| 10917. | Daniel (kimster773) | 95.95 | 97% | 2021-10-16 |
| 10918. | Hugh (negoose) | 95.95 | 98% | 2021-07-06 |
| 10919. | Hansel (hansel_g) | 95.95 | — | 2010-09-13 |
| 10920. | CannoBeens (cannobeens) | 95.95 | 98% | 2013-07-15 |
| 10921. | Magishian (magishian) | 95.94 | 99% | 2021-08-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |