As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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17530. | dayman (gangbeast_21) | 66.57 | 95% | 2021-10-01 |
17531. | FamousPig (famouspig) | 66.57 | 96% | 2021-12-12 |
17532. | Younus (younuskhan) | 66.57 | 97% | 2018-03-19 |
17533. | Lord (lord_galopp) | 66.57 | 96% | 2016-12-01 |
17534. | Gabe (gabe90) | 66.57 | 93% | 2016-06-08 |
17535. | mg (mg500) | 66.57 | 89% | 2017-05-16 |
17536. | Jinaakko (jinaakko) | 66.56 | 97% | 2021-05-27 |
17537. | Sahil (skulltroxx) | 66.56 | 96% | 2021-03-17 |
17538. | Miska (hylje5000) | 66.56 | 96% | 2018-10-08 |
17539. | zondo (zondo2) | 66.56 | 95% | 2017-05-26 |
17540. | Marco (elmaggo) | 66.55 | 94% | 2023-05-22 |
17541. | kektor (kektorkuan) | 66.55 | 98% | 2021-06-05 |
17542. | unstableninja (unstableninja) | 66.55 | 98% | 2019-10-22 |
17543. | Alx (alxkun_) | 66.55 | 96% | 2022-03-05 |
17544. | Stephen (sasafras0818) | 66.55 | 89% | 2017-03-30 |
17545. | abhilash (lash_32768) | 66.55 | 92% | 2016-05-18 |
17546. | Jazengm (jazengm) | 66.54 | 98% | 2022-08-27 |
17547. | Napasin (triplesic) | 66.54 | 97% | 2017-03-03 |
17548. | KPoke (kpoke) | 66.54 | 97% | 2020-12-29 |
17549. | Juan (juan9900) | 66.54 | 96% | 2021-09-16 |
17550. | Kayzee (kayzee007) | 66.54 | 97% | 2021-04-08 |
17551. | Nungkha (nungkha) | 66.54 | 96% | 2023-02-02 |
17552. | Joshua (sokubaku) | 66.54 | 95% | 2016-01-04 |
17553. | Matej (mattfid) | 66.54 | 98% | 2017-11-17 |
17554. | Murielle (muurmand) | 66.53 | 96% | 2019-12-15 |
17555. | Douglas (torm3nted) | 66.53 | 97% | 2018-07-26 |
17556. | parsa (parsa_ktz) | 66.53 | 96% | 2022-06-16 |
17557. | Lloyd (aconfusedwalrus) | 66.53 | 96% | 2021-01-26 |
17558. | Adi (unsio) | 66.52 | 96% | 2023-05-05 |
17559. | Key (dirtyqwerty) | 66.52 | 97% | 2021-12-22 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |