I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17101. | Liaglutide (liaglutide) | 71.10 | 96% | 2024-05-11 |
| 17102. | nigh_dvorak (nigh_dvorak) | 71.10 | 98% | 2023-03-03 |
| 17103. | Oliver (oliverrayn) | 71.10 | 96% | 2022-05-27 |
| 17104. | Ahmed (ahmekal) | 71.10 | 99% | 2021-08-10 |
| 17105. | fantom (fantom_x86) | 71.10 | 93% | 2017-01-05 |
| 17106. | checca (checca) | 71.09 | 96% | 2019-09-15 |
| 17107. | Debojoti Das (debojoti_soumya) | 71.09 | 95% | 2021-05-30 |
| 17108. | Byunghyun (stringbottle) | 71.09 | 94% | 2022-01-10 |
| 17109. | Gary (ggaarryy12340) | 71.09 | 96.7% | 2023-06-15 |
| 17110. | Kyle (moosewuu) | 71.08 | 98% | 2023-08-26 |
| 17111. | Desmond (night9sky) | 71.08 | 98% | 2022-05-14 |
| 17112. | Prithbiraj (prithy) | 71.08 | 97% | 2021-12-27 |
| 17113. | Lucas (soberpeach) | 71.08 | 94.8% | 2021-02-08 |
| 17114. | Nibras (nibrasdhy) | 71.08 | 96% | 2017-06-28 |
| 17115. | Wei (rebeccawei7) | 71.08 | 91% | 2017-03-31 |
| 17116. | maverick (nittanylion) | 71.08 | 95% | 2016-03-31 |
| 17117. | Spencer (thespencerfoster) | 71.07 | 95% | 2018-10-05 |
| 17118. | Varun (vanurox) | 71.07 | 98% | 2021-04-02 |
| 17119. | Panod (l3est) | 71.07 | 96% | 2019-09-16 |
| 17120. | Sazhuhy (sazhuhy) | 71.07 | 98% | 2017-01-17 |
| 17121. | Matej (mattfid) | 71.07 | 96% | 2020-09-11 |
| 17122. | Daniel (superpanda64) | 71.06 | 96% | 2022-07-20 |
| 17123. | Bobataaa (scaraismylord) | 71.06 | 97% | 2019-11-06 |
| 17124. | Tom (gx620) | 71.06 | 90% | 2015-05-04 |
| 17125. | Luis (widoguaiquirian) | 71.06 | 97% | 2021-06-15 |
| 17126. | Victor (painfly) | 71.06 | 91% | 2015-10-03 |
| 17127. | Sebastian (senisch) | 71.06 | 90% | 2015-09-25 |
| 17128. | Filip (mynameisfilo) | 71.06 | 96% | 2017-10-22 |
| 17129. | Mark (veltzer) | 71.06 | 96% | 2022-07-17 |
| 17130. | Z4ZI3 (z4zi3) | 71.05 | 95% | 2023-02-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |