The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8192. | Sapporo (zabuza) | 50.55 | 95% | 2013-06-18 |
| 8193. | Bilbo (dalerasearl) | 50.54 | 92% | 2015-03-23 |
| 8194. | Nanda (nandu120) | 50.54 | 96% | 2012-08-01 |
| 8195. | Io (diovoid) | 50.54 | 95% | 2012-01-28 |
| 8196. | Onur (darkraider) | 50.54 | — | 2010-07-27 |
| 8197. | Ghazanfar (ghazanfar6121) | 50.54 | 96% | 2015-12-06 |
| 8198. | Fer (finisher) | 50.54 | — | 2011-03-07 |
| 8199. | berry (berryroseblood) | 50.53 | 96% | 2020-02-10 |
| 8200. | Wouter (wouter_kuijk) | 50.53 | 95% | 2020-01-18 |
| 8201. | Hooblah (hooblah99) | 50.53 | — | 2011-01-28 |
| 8202. | Esther (ueatmypoop) | 50.53 | 95% | 2021-08-03 |
| 8203. | Hasan (hasanzhang) | 50.53 | 83% | 2015-02-12 |
| 8204. | hema (hemathapa) | 50.53 | 93% | 2013-07-25 |
| 8205. | baz (bazyl) | 50.53 | 99% | 2014-04-21 |
| 8206. | Mo (ngran) | 50.53 | — | 2009-10-20 |
| 8207. | George (zorro30) | 50.53 | 97% | 2014-03-11 |
| 8208. | Juan (juan_mo) | 50.52 | 96% | 2021-04-23 |
| 8209. | Gourav (cagourav) | 50.52 | 94% | 2015-08-23 |
| 8210. | Waqar (waqar123) | 50.52 | 96% | 2022-02-18 |
| 8211. | Zed (wetlandscoke) | 50.52 | 91% | 2013-01-16 |
| 8212. | Matej (mattfid) | 50.52 | 95% | 2017-06-27 |
| 8213. | Norman (citrion) | 50.51 | 89% | 2017-04-02 |
| 8214. | mzhang (data_m) | 50.51 | 97% | 2021-03-24 |
| 8215. | jerry (jerry_1234) | 50.50 | 95% | 2022-11-01 |
| 8216. | yuvaraj (yuvaraj) | 50.50 | — | 2010-03-21 |
| 8217. | SHIVA SAHA (shiva_666) | 50.49 | 94.7% | 2023-10-04 |
| 8218. | flats (f1ats) | 50.49 | 92% | 2021-08-20 |
| 8219. | Utkarsh (utkarshmalik211) | 50.49 | 97% | 2021-03-08 |
| 8220. | Daniel (dmmj) | 50.49 | 86% | 2015-11-05 |
| 8221. | Shinigamice (yakh) | 50.49 | — | 2010-10-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |