I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8034. | ali (199901) | 95.24 | 97% | 2021-10-05 |
| 8035. | Zhang (ashneogoh) | 95.24 | 98% | 2022-10-07 |
| 8036. | Josh (jubwub) | 95.24 | 96.8% | 2023-08-17 |
| 8037. | fischld (tokiwa) | 95.24 | 98% | 2022-01-24 |
| 8038. | ttt_pogchamp (ttt_pogchamp) | 95.23 | 98% | 2022-01-04 |
| 8039. | Kajtebolikitica (patrik131) | 95.22 | 97.7% | 2024-07-11 |
| 8040. | Maksim (jonnybones) | 95.22 | 99% | 2020-02-22 |
| 8041. | NKW (firearachna) | 95.22 | 98% | 2021-03-26 |
| 8042. | eggbread (eggbread) | 95.21 | 97% | 2020-09-25 |
| 8043. | Rodrigo (roddro12) | 95.21 | 99% | 2022-09-20 |
| 8044. | Roar (rorsyl) | 95.21 | 99% | 2018-11-07 |
| 8045. | d1ff1cult (apysch) | 95.21 | 99% | 2021-05-04 |
| 8046. | Vinny (abomm) | 95.21 | 99% | 2018-04-15 |
| 8047. | Smoke (smoke91) | 95.21 | 100% | 2018-11-25 |
| 8048. | etidorpha (etidorhpa) | 95.19 | 99% | 2024-11-17 |
| 8049. | Weiszy (weisz) | 95.19 | 97% | 2017-05-04 |
| 8050. | David (digtron) | 95.18 | 98% | 2018-01-15 |
| 8051. | Drew (duckback) | 95.18 | 98% | 2017-12-09 |
| 8052. | TCO (tco227) | 95.18 | 99% | 2023-09-15 |
| 8053. | Marcus (_flipz) | 95.18 | 98% | 2022-12-16 |
| 8054. | Mo (medsebri) | 95.18 | 97% | 2022-09-12 |
| 8055. | hjl316ygh489yu (hjl316ygh48... | 95.18 | 98% | 2021-10-20 |
| 8056. | Sho (pumpingkin) | 95.18 | 99% | 2021-03-22 |
| 8057. | kevin (fboi) | 95.18 | 98% | 2020-06-13 |
| 8058. | ben (mattereatinglad) | 95.18 | 99% | 2021-02-26 |
| 8059. | Jack (jack_tran04) | 95.18 | 99% | 2021-11-20 |
| 8060. | Dim (jimmylei) | 95.18 | 98% | 2020-02-11 |
| 8061. | Bob (caseofthereds) | 95.18 | 100% | 2019-04-29 |
| 8062. | Road to 100% Acc (hanzo123) | 95.17 | 98% | 2025-08-07 |
| 8063. | Danesia (danesia33) | 95.17 | 98% | 2021-08-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |