As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9774. | Stanislav (stanmkh) | 83.96 | 98% | 2021-09-05 |
| 9775. | Phil (pliao39) | 83.96 | 98% | 2019-02-02 |
| 9776. | Martin (martinius) | 83.95 | 97% | 2020-03-16 |
| 9777. | Jaime Gabriel (_jetdoza) | 83.95 | 96% | 2021-07-03 |
| 9778. | Okiiiieee (acharyas) | 83.95 | 96% | 2022-01-25 |
| 9779. | hardik (labeitazer) | 83.95 | 96% | 2020-08-17 |
| 9780. | Brady (robotindian) | 83.94 | 98% | 2017-06-17 |
| 9781. | Thornwood (blowdown) | 83.94 | 95% | 2016-03-11 |
| 9782. | No need (needn) | 83.92 | 97.8% | 2024-12-26 |
| 9783. | bumbumbum (charlie000) | 83.92 | 96.2% | 2024-05-13 |
| 9784. | Cleon (entixty) | 83.92 | 96% | 2022-03-09 |
| 9785. | Will (willious) | 83.92 | 92% | 2017-04-18 |
| 9786. | Matthew (liberz) | 83.92 | 97% | 2019-11-19 |
| 9787. | Jenna (beannie22) | 83.91 | 97% | 2021-06-21 |
| 9788. | Kai (prokai) | 83.91 | 95% | 2016-04-16 |
| 9789. | WellHungOver (jmpayne) | 83.91 | 94% | 2016-02-07 |
| 9790. | Simon (sieomonthegreat) | 83.90 | 98% | 2024-04-09 |
| 9791. | iso (bosniaandherzegovina) | 83.90 | 97% | 2023-11-09 |
| 9792. | Elias (el_typo_jr) | 83.90 | 98% | 2023-08-01 |
| 9793. | Matthew (matt_daemond) | 83.90 | 98% | 2021-10-07 |
| 9794. | xxneoxx (xxneoxx) | 83.90 | 99% | 2016-08-30 |
| 9795. | Sebastian (ruuun) | 83.90 | 96% | 2017-03-12 |
| 9796. | Quibz (white_fire) | 83.90 | 97% | 2018-05-22 |
| 9797. | Melvin (melli06) | 83.89 | 98% | 2017-09-05 |
| 9798. | ks (sempiedram) | 83.89 | 97% | 2021-05-05 |
| 9799. | Irakli (iraklius) | 83.89 | 93% | 2016-02-28 |
| 9800. | Orphanhub (orphanhub) | 83.88 | 96.2% | 2023-10-31 |
| 9801. | ambrosia (ambrosia0) | 83.88 | 98% | 2023-09-06 |
| 9802. | Azzy (bluuu3) | 83.88 | 97% | 2017-09-30 |
| 9803. | Carroll (carrollshelby) | 83.88 | 97% | 2020-11-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |