As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14843. | beyondhuman (_undeniable) | 72.57 | 96.4% | 2025-02-11 |
| 14844. | Richard (mallardman) | 72.57 | 95% | 2019-07-01 |
| 14845. | mayu (mayumilk) | 72.57 | 97% | 2019-12-13 |
| 14846. | shantanu (shantothegreat) | 72.57 | 97.4% | 2023-12-06 |
| 14847. | Jon (jonlivestrong) | 72.57 | 91% | 2017-04-16 |
| 14848. | Emma (cuddleeee) | 72.57 | 96% | 2020-02-04 |
| 14849. | Wake (awriter) | 72.57 | 98% | 2019-09-05 |
| 14850. | Shawn04 (shawn04_2009) | 72.57 | 90% | 2015-12-19 |
| 14851. | 7tysins (acedragonheart) | 72.56 | 96% | 2021-03-18 |
| 14852. | zipline (hwiechers) | 72.56 | 97% | 2018-08-19 |
| 14853. | Mike (groinofsteel) | 72.55 | 98% | 2021-07-06 |
| 14854. | Kay (kkayakk) | 72.55 | 98% | 2018-03-28 |
| 14855. | Rushaan (redrush12) | 72.54 | 97% | 2023-05-05 |
| 14856. | drywalleater34 (thiccblah_) | 72.54 | 95% | 2021-04-01 |
| 14857. | dalia (daliafraga) | 72.54 | 98% | 2021-05-20 |
| 14858. | hoangnam75 (hoagnnam75) | 72.54 | 96% | 2020-08-14 |
| 14859. | slow typist (typehero22) | 72.53 | 96% | 2021-07-23 |
| 14860. | Alessandro (aletex) | 72.53 | 95% | 2020-10-30 |
| 14861. | naruto (matrix_code) | 72.53 | 98% | 2020-04-10 |
| 14862. | Phteven (sleezy_dvorak) | 72.53 | 95% | 2015-10-05 |
| 14863. | Vincent (vincback) | 72.52 | 94% | 2020-12-15 |
| 14864. | Walson (wals) | 72.52 | 98% | 2021-10-25 |
| 14865. | Orfam (alexorfanedes) | 72.52 | 98% | 2019-10-01 |
| 14866. | Vee (pinksmores) | 72.51 | 97% | 2021-06-04 |
| 14867. | PTiago (ptiag0) | 72.51 | 95% | 2022-11-02 |
| 14868. | Sean (thesirpotato) | 72.51 | 96% | 2020-08-22 |
| 14869. | Jamshaid (shazadji) | 72.51 | 97% | 2017-12-19 |
| 14870. | Johnboy (lord_shisu) | 72.51 | 95% | 2019-11-15 |
| 14871. | Joe (bubustrick) | 72.50 | 97% | 2023-02-06 |
| 14872. | Sweg (sweg_yolo69) | 72.50 | 90% | 2016-03-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |