As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15024. | (eskiiimo) | 72.58 | 96% | 2018-10-21 |
| 15025. | (_undeniable) | 72.57 | 96.4% | 2025-02-11 |
| 15026. | Wake (awriter) | 72.57 | 98% | 2019-09-05 |
| 15027. | Richard (mallardman) | 72.57 | 95% | 2019-07-01 |
| 15028. | (mayumilk) | 72.57 | 97% | 2019-12-13 |
| 15029. | shantanu (shantothegreat) | 72.57 | 97.4% | 2023-12-06 |
| 15030. | (jonlivestrong) | 72.57 | 91% | 2017-04-16 |
| 15031. | Emma (cuddleeee) | 72.57 | 96% | 2020-02-04 |
| 15032. | (shawn04_2009) | 72.57 | 90% | 2015-12-19 |
| 15033. | 7tysins (acedragonheart) | 72.56 | 96% | 2021-03-18 |
| 15034. | (hwiechers) | 72.56 | 97% | 2018-08-19 |
| 15035. | Mike (groinofsteel) | 72.55 | 98% | 2021-07-06 |
| 15036. | (kkayakk) | 72.55 | 98% | 2018-03-28 |
| 15037. | drywalleater34 (thiccblah_) | 72.54 | 95% | 2021-04-01 |
| 15038. | (redrush12) | 72.54 | 97% | 2023-05-05 |
| 15039. | hoangnam75 (hoagnnam75) | 72.54 | 96% | 2020-08-14 |
| 15040. | slow typist (typehero22) | 72.53 | 96% | 2021-07-23 |
| 15041. | (aletex) | 72.53 | 95% | 2020-10-30 |
| 15042. | naruto (matrix_code) | 72.53 | 98% | 2020-04-10 |
| 15043. | Phteven (sleezy_dvorak) | 72.53 | 95% | 2015-10-05 |
| 15044. | Vincent (vincback) | 72.52 | 94% | 2020-12-15 |
| 15045. | Walson (wals) | 72.52 | 98% | 2021-10-25 |
| 15046. | Orfam (alexorfanedes) | 72.52 | 98% | 2019-10-01 |
| 15047. | Vee (pinksmores) | 72.51 | 97% | 2021-06-04 |
| 15048. | (ptiag0) | 72.51 | 95% | 2022-11-02 |
| 15049. | Sean (thesirpotato) | 72.51 | 96% | 2020-08-22 |
| 15050. | (shazadji) | 72.51 | 97% | 2017-12-19 |
| 15051. | Johnboy (lord_shisu) | 72.51 | 95% | 2019-11-15 |
| 15052. | Joe (bubustrick) | 72.50 | 97% | 2023-02-06 |
| 15053. | Sweg (sweg_yolo69) | 72.50 | 90% | 2016-03-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |