Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1675. | Giles (gga_) | 83.73 | 98% | 2017-09-06 |
| 1676. | gangreenie (gangreenie) | 83.70 | 97% | 2019-10-06 |
| 1677. | Princess (deathmeter) | 83.70 | 96% | 2018-02-09 |
| 1678. | Kohlberg (kevinkevin17) | 83.69 | 97% | 2018-12-20 |
| 1679. | Rudolf (rutzzz) | 83.68 | 98% | 2019-07-07 |
| 1680. | TypeAthenian (typeathenian) | 83.67 | 97% | 2018-09-17 |
| 1681. | Matthew (mattyhassett) | 83.67 | 96% | 2019-09-09 |
| 1682. | Kameloc (twoddle2) | 83.66 | 99% | 2020-07-30 |
| 1683. | Archer (dlockett) | 83.64 | 97% | 2019-07-30 |
| 1684. | Chwanks (lafer) | 83.63 | 97% | 2017-11-26 |
| 1685. | สปริงหัก (b... | 83.63 | 99% | 2018-08-02 |
| 1686. | Hayden (silentfox12345) | 83.62 | 97% | 2019-12-14 |
| 1687. | S (skonzer) | 83.61 | 95% | 2020-11-03 |
| 1688. | Ufo23 (ufo23gg) | 83.60 | 98% | 2021-07-30 |
| 1689. | Mel (raisenboy) | 83.58 | 97% | 2020-12-07 |
| 1690. | Qi (whathaha) | 83.55 | 96% | 2020-09-30 |
| 1691. | Teho (matlab_indexer) | 83.54 | 97% | 2018-06-07 |
| 1692. | doniee (doniee) | 83.53 | 98% | 2020-08-03 |
| 1693. | N3gativeZero (whatsupbrandon) | 83.53 | 97% | 2020-11-10 |
| 1694. | Draven (dravenator) | 83.52 | 95% | 2017-11-16 |
| 1695. | Jennifer (jinglebingo) | 83.52 | 97% | 2021-07-25 |
| 1696. | Eric (mrmalave) | 83.52 | 97% | 2020-01-07 |
| 1697. | O (jivarp) | 83.52 | 97% | 2019-06-20 |
| 1698. | ☞sondv (sondv) | 83.52 | 97% | 2019-03-31 |
| 1699. | jon (virtualself) | 83.51 | 98% | 2019-07-22 |
| 1700. | jiwatenang (jiwatenang) | 83.51 | 96% | 2020-11-22 |
| 1701. | Rob (destructo91) | 83.51 | 97% | 2020-02-08 |
| 1702. | Darkaria (darkaria) | 83.50 | 95% | 2020-11-17 |
| 1703. | charles (charlemagne3285) | 83.50 | 96% | 2019-05-14 |
| 1704. | Ponk (ponken) | 83.49 | 98% | 2019-11-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |