It's inhuman to serve the same food day after day. The Geneva Convention prohibits the killing of our taste buds! I simply cannot eat the same food day after day. Fish! Liver! Day after day! I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish! I've eaten so much fish I'm ready to grow gills! I've eaten so much liver I can only make love if I'm smothered in bacon and onions! Are we going to stand for this? Are we going to let them do this to us? No, I say NO! We're not going to eat this dreck anymore! We want something else!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1308. | Raph (raph_) | 89.32 | 97% | 2020-08-02 |
| 1309. | 🦀Antique (ant1que) | 89.30 | 99% | 2019-07-28 |
| 1310. | Muslem (muslimomar) | 89.26 | 96% | 2020-06-25 |
| 1311. | deck (deckcsgo) | 89.26 | 96% | 2017-12-21 |
| 1312. | Allan (ajdx88) | 89.22 | 98% | 2017-09-25 |
| 1313. | Grant (eyz11327) | 89.21 | 97% | 2018-05-07 |
| 1314. | https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXc... | 89.20 | 96% | 2020-12-09 |
| 1315. | Brotolios (brotolios) | 89.19 | 98% | 2020-04-19 |
| 1316. | Cythrix (boment) | 89.17 | 96% | 2021-08-02 |
| 1317. | Adam (maldoren) | 89.17 | 97% | 2018-06-28 |
| 1318. | nets in 4 (eridpnc) | 89.14 | 97% | 2021-07-29 |
| 1319. | Jaren (waff13cak3) | 89.14 | 98% | 2018-01-13 |
| 1320. | Bruce (milothatch) | 89.14 | 96% | 2020-08-22 |
| 1321. | Brandon (bgrospe) | 89.09 | 97% | 2018-11-13 |
| 1322. | Justin (justincheah) | 89.09 | 98% | 2019-06-06 |
| 1323. | Elfrinex (elfrinex) | 89.07 | 98% | 2020-06-05 |
| 1324. | Dr. (bendragonsword) | 89.05 | 98% | 2020-01-06 |
| 1325. | JanBa (pythonbyte) | 89.05 | 97% | 2020-07-21 |
| 1326. | Teho (matlab_indexer) | 89.05 | 98% | 2018-06-04 |
| 1327. | moppr (moppr) | 89.04 | 96% | 2020-02-23 |
| 1328. | Andalala (keyboard_masterr) | 89.03 | 97% | 2019-11-07 |
| 1329. | mike (jazz_hands) | 89.00 | 98% | 2019-12-20 |
| 1330. | William (coffeecaveman) | 88.99 | 97% | 2020-11-23 |
| 1331. | Jed (d1y3dc) | 88.99 | 98% | 2020-10-10 |
| 1332. | ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (sarsippius) | 88.99 | 97% | 2020-05-19 |
| 1333. | TacoWaco (mrspork) | 88.98 | 97% | 2018-12-11 |
| 1334. | 516 (sig_sauers) | 88.97 | 98% | 2020-08-24 |
| 1335. | DeeFly (deefly) | 88.96 | 97% | 2019-11-29 |
| 1336. | Chris (xjdks1) | 88.93 | 97% | 2017-09-21 |
| 1337. | Oli (oli94) | 88.91 | 98% | 2017-10-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,224 | 81.41 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 59.44 | August 12, 2021 |
| Instant Death Mode | 3 | 107.60 | March 27, 2020 |
| Long Texts | 1 | 91.73 | July 11, 2017 |