I make my living off the evening news. Just give me something, something I can use. People love it when you lose. They love dirty laundry. Well, I coulda been an actor, but I wound up here. I just have to look good. I don't have to be clear. Come and whisper in my ear. Give us dirty laundry.
—from Dirty Laundry, a song by Don Henley
Active since July 25, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1535. | Andrew (ossit) | 102.40 | 98% | 2019-10-01 |
| 1536. | Clint (clint_kun) | 102.36 | 98% | 2018-10-24 |
| 1537. | asic (asicengineer) | 102.35 | 99% | 2020-07-30 |
| 1538. | Amr (amrhachicho) | 102.34 | 100% | 2020-04-30 |
| 1539. | GSM BERKAH (andyyusuf) | 102.33 | 96% | 2017-11-15 |
| 1540. | Gaboo (gaboopoopoo) | 102.33 | 97% | 2019-12-03 |
| 1541. | Matthew (frendmatt) | 102.32 | 98% | 2018-12-13 |
| 1542. | taxmahn (taxmahn) | 102.32 | 97% | 2020-07-06 |
| 1543. | Boxie (boxiewoxie) | 102.32 | 98% | 2018-12-19 |
| 1544. | Blue (blueshrek) | 102.26 | 98% | 2018-08-17 |
| 1545. | Max (mafab1) | 102.26 | 98% | 2020-10-22 |
| 1546. | David (xifu) | 102.26 | 98% | 2020-11-03 |
| 1547. | Husni (oriallen) | 102.24 | 99% | 2020-03-25 |
| 1548. | 1myvar (chowchunfu) | 102.24 | 98% | 2019-03-17 |
| 1549. | Def (deftron) | 102.21 | 98% | 2020-03-09 |
| 1550. | EGTech (egtech24) | 102.21 | 98% | 2020-09-25 |
| 1551. | Teho (matlab_indexer) | 102.20 | 98% | 2019-05-23 |
| 1552. | Cass (sneakyperryplat) | 102.19 | 98% | 2020-08-21 |
| 1553. | Emily (emiweed) | 102.18 | 97% | 2019-08-23 |
| 1554. | Johnny (thatbigboy) | 102.18 | 98% | 2020-11-20 |
| 1555. | TrailBlazer (_trailblazer_) | 102.15 | 98% | 2018-07-09 |
| 1556. | Matthew (lesterholster) | 102.14 | 98% | 2020-12-15 |
| 1557. | Joseph (jwkeating99) | 102.14 | 96% | 2019-04-08 |
| 1558. | AJ (captainlide) | 102.13 | 97% | 2018-03-23 |
| 1559. | E. Crimson [MX] ~ (galneryus) | 102.13 | 97% | 2018-05-06 |
| 1560. | Jaunty (jaunty_jalopy) | 102.13 | 99% | 2017-10-07 |
| 1561. | mechv1 (mechv1) | 102.09 | 98% | 2018-11-15 |
| 1562. | Meh (meh321) | 102.09 | 96% | 2018-02-12 |
| 1563. | David (layvos) | 102.07 | 98% | 2019-12-15 |
| 1564. | Ylber (amplesword) | 102.04 | 97% | 2020-07-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 12,176 | 84.26 | July 25, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 18 | 75.34 | June 25, 2020 |
| Instant Death Mode | 13 | 98.57 | December 7, 2018 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |