The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.
—from Ferris Bueller's Day Off, a movie by John Hughes
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1805. | Bög (thebiggay271) | 90.14 | 96% | 2019-04-18 |
| 1806. | Josh (josht18109853) | 90.13 | 96% | 2020-11-09 |
| 1807. | eRFoRever (erforever) | 90.13 | 96% | 2020-08-18 |
| 1808. | tstats[kaitokidokuroba] (ka... | 90.12 | 98% | 2019-10-20 |
| 1809. | account deleted (concurrent) | 90.11 | 96% | 2020-09-12 |
| 1810. | Zach (zweezus) | 90.10 | 97% | 2019-04-10 |
| 1811. | Edwin (edweezy) | 90.10 | 98% | 2019-04-17 |
| 1812. | Grey (all_greay) | 90.09 | 96% | 2018-10-27 |
| 1813. | Shmooky (scrotemstomper) | 90.07 | 98% | 2020-08-18 |
| 1814. | Neko (pippaola) | 90.07 | 98% | 2018-03-09 |
| 1815. | David (dpsimi) | 90.05 | 99% | 2020-09-16 |
| 1816. | Remy (merc_borsig) | 90.05 | 96% | 2018-03-11 |
| 1817. | Kebbeth (kebbeth) | 90.04 | 96% | 2019-05-31 |
| 1818. | William (willmart16) | 90.04 | 97% | 2020-02-25 |
| 1819. | Sourav (sourav1230) | 90.00 | 97% | 2019-03-02 |
| 1820. | Michael (thegul) | 90.00 | 97% | 2018-04-30 |
| 1821. | Herman (hchow91) | 89.99 | 97% | 2018-05-17 |
| 1822. | Teho (matlab_indexer) | 89.99 | 97% | 2018-07-06 |
| 1823. | Ethan (thatonepear) | 89.97 | 96% | 2018-02-14 |
| 1824. | t2fast4u (t2fast4u) | 89.96 | 97% | 2020-11-19 |
| 1825. | Genesis (buasch) | 89.95 | 98% | 2019-03-07 |
| 1826. | ＴＯＭＭＹ (taweesoft) | 89.95 | 97% | 2017-08-29 |
| 1827. | Jihoon (456jihoon) | 89.94 | 97% | 2019-03-21 |
| 1828. | teetoHappy (teetohappy) | 89.94 | 96% | 2020-12-04 |
| 1829. | Inderpreet (indergnps) | 89.92 | 96% | 2019-09-30 |
| 1830. | Kai (gigadelic) | 89.90 | 98% | 2020-12-08 |
| 1831. | Exilliar (exilliar) | 89.87 | 97% | 2020-06-16 |
| 1832. | Bread (stolenbread) | 89.87 | 96% | 2018-08-04 |
| 1833. | Sweet Wort (sweetwort) | 89.87 | 98% | 2020-10-14 |
| 1834. | Deven (devenalford) | 89.86 | 97% | 2018-02-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 10,126 | 80.79 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 4 | 78.68 | April 10, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 3 | 128.99 | January 3, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 2 | 122.51 | December 16, 2020 |